pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.
Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.
by kittiekommittee July 26, 2023
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pizza fucking

james: wanna do some pizza fucking?
cait: hell yes *dials the number for dominos
by caitastrophic October 02, 2017
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Pizza and wings

Pizza and wings are fatty, meaty and delicious.
When they're put together in the same setting, they balance each other out.
So, "Pizza and Wings," is a fast and discrete way of describing a woman who has a flawlessly beautiful curvy body. Meaning she's large and thin in the right places with no negative details anywhere.
When it's game time, if they got pizza and wings, you know it's gonna be good!
"Im telling you bro... shes got pizza and wings!"

"She usually wears a lot of baggy clothing, so it was hard to tell if she had a nice body. but when she removed them, she had pizza and wings!"
by Norriko September 06, 2017
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Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza
Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.
by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 20, 2023
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Pizza Talk

The argument you get into with your girlfriend when she thinks you are a dead beat pizza boy. The conversation usually ends with an ultimatum.
Guy #1: Hey man, you alright?
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.

Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks
by SofaPizza February 01, 2024
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Pizza Fritta

ma a cosa si riferiva Innocent quando parlava di Pizza fritta? Boh
by karmacaramba September 23, 2021
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I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

A phrase simply referencing a Lion Pizza and a Chicken ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ” there is nothing inappropriate about this and is definitely not a misheard gay Recontextualized Porn
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

SAY IT AGAIN!
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken
SAY IT AGAIN!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHI-KEN
SAY IT!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
SAY ITT!
IM A ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ”
SAYY ITTT!!!
AH~ AH~ AH~
by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken October 06, 2024
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