bronado alley 

A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.

*See also: bronado, bronado shelter

It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.

bronado alley by +ApN+ July 21, 2016

chase brody 

Chase Brody is an alter-ego of Jacksepticeye

Chase Brody misses Stacy

chase brody by Moo-tastic June 8, 2018

The Bron Jame 

the basketballer The bron jame but epic

"yoooo look at The Bron Jame ballin!"
"damn fr, this man must be the real Lebron James"

The Bron Jame by The Bron Jame (real) March 2, 2021

Bony Satva 

A person who tries to gain lovers under the guise of mysticism or spirituality.

Dude ain't no healer; he's just a bony satva. Lock down your zipper.

Bony Satva by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

Brona Branch 

A bro that you survived the covid19 pandemic with.

P1"Thank God we survived the pandemic."
P2"Your my brona branch"

Brona Branch by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

borny

Borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.

I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.

Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.

borny by Dick Rex, P.I. January 18, 2008

bronado shelter 

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.

Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.

bronado shelter by +ApN+ July 22, 2016