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Sauerkraut 

Finding a old condom with cum or semen still in it
Dude I was cleaning out my room and I found an old condom with some sauerkraut in it from that bitch last month
Sauerkraut by Lolfuck.89 April 2, 2019

Sauerkraut 

Giving or getting a blow job in a port-a-pot. Usually at a festival when the tanks are being well used, the humidity is high, and the food and beer is bad.
Dude, I went to the Renaissance Festival yesterday, and you can’t believe the sauerkrauting.
It was better than the sauerkraut at Gay Pride.
I sauerkrauted him at the state fair.
Sauerkraut by The 1 God August 19, 2019

Sauerkraut 

A fermented cabbage, healthy

Its taste is often described as awful.
And people agree that you shouldnt eat it.
Dude why did you eat sauerkraut.

Sauerkraut is a fermented cabbage.
Sauerkraut by I_am_the_wisest November 22, 2021

Sauerkraut that bitch 

Sau-er-kraut that bitch (v)

1)A process in which an individual proceeds to tightly pack a woman's vaginal cavity with sauerkraut, then eats it out of the vagina.

Sometimes the sauerkraut is not eaten and other actions are taken, such as exiting the room and leaving the vagina filled with sauerkraut. This, and other certain visual aspects, lead toward alternate uses of the phrase.

2) Packing the vagina with sauerkraut, then leaving.

3) Covering or stuffing food with sauerkraut. This comes from the fact that a sandwich stuffed with copious amounts of sauerkraut and roast beef highly resembles a vagina after someone has 'Sauerkrauted that bitch'. It is possible to 'Sauerkraut that bitch' with any type of food however, provided enough sauerkraut is available.

4) A proposal to leave quickly. Originates from sprinting out of the room after filling a vagina with sauerkraut. It is interchangeable with other sayings such as let's bounce or let's roll.
Ex 1.

Person 1: Hey, I saw you taking a girl home last night. Did you SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH? And was it delicious?
Person 2: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*

Ex 2.
Person 1: I did SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH last night, but I ditched after getting the kraut in her.
Person 2: So you left her sitting on the kitchen counter with a vaginal cavity filled with sauerkraut?
Person 1: Pretty much.
Person 2: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*

Ex 3.
Person 1: Damn, this roast beef sandwich is fucking boring.
Person 2: Why don't you SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH?!!?
Person 1: But I don't have enough sauerkraut.
Person 2: *Pulls out 20lb bag of sauerkraut*
Person 1: Fuck yeah! *fist bump*

Ex 4.

Person 1: The cops are outside! Shitshitshitshit what are we gonna do?
Person 2: let's SAUERKRAUT THAT BITCH!!!
Person 1: Fuck yeah! *fist bump, then runs away*
Person 2: Where are you going? I'm gonna sauerkraut that bitch. *Points at a cop*

Sauerkraut Quickie 

Any sexual act, pick up line, or flirtatious behavior, either heterosexual, homosexual, or any other form of ‘sexual’, where a person can successfully convince their partner that if they can last two minutes until ejaculation, it’s not a ‘quickie’.
I promise you Baybay... come back to my place! This ain’t gonna be no Sauerkraut Quickie honey... you might even get the full two minutes if you play your cards right
Sauerkraut Quickie by AxisRadio August 6, 2021

Sauerkraut Smoothie 

Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.
Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)