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Falcon PunchLine 

An extremely corny punchline.

A combination of Falcon Punch and Punchline. Falcon punch originated from the character Captain Falcon starring in the video game F-Zero. His character was later used in the popular Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers. His signature move in the game, the Falcon Punch, is used as a term for an extreme punch. This combines with punchline to express an "extreme punchline".
Bob: Why was there a fence around the graveyard?
Tom: I don't know, why?
Bob: People were dying to get in!
Tom: Now that's a falcon punchline.

Walking punchline 

to constantly be the brunt of jokes.
Gavin is the walking punchline of his own life.
Walking punchline by RoofRoof January 10, 2008

living joke without a punchline 

a person who, if murdered no one would care, and the police shouldn't waste their time investigating see:paris hilton or any member of 'nync or the backstreet boys

someone who really doesn't deserve to live
ryan "hillary duff is a living joke without a punchline"
random 16 year old girl "hillary duff rules you are just jealous!"
ryan" umm why are your pants still on?"

vanilla punchline 

A Vanilla Punchline is when someone laughs so hard while performing fellatio that the ejaculate quirts out of their nose.

Background: I've always wanted to do this. One night, some friends and I dreamed up a descriptive phrase for this practice.
She went down on me, and I managed to give her a vanilla punchline.
vanilla punchline by saint_dave September 18, 2007

reverse punchline 

When a comedian tells a joke or a story, they say the actual funny part at the end and the comedians voice trails off and acts like it’s nothing making it even funnier due to a complete dependence on the audience paying attention, usually ended with a dead stare.
Reverse punchline
I had a nightmare

It was a nightmare about standing in front of a group of people
I said I had nightmares

And they said, nightmares, what are those?
reverse punchline by Pgrogz September 28, 2019

Orphaned punchline

When a scene (film/tv show etc) starts with someone telling the punchline of a joke, without the setup. Usually followed by loud, overly-dramatic laughter from those present.

(Name taken from Tv Tropes).
“So he says “do you love me?” and she says “no, but that's a real nice ski mask!” - Dumb and Dumber.

Orphaned punchline
Orphaned punchline by Seeker of durt December 16, 2023