no offense, but

usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.

Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive

by erection_infection December 19, 2013

that's offensive

A common phrase that dumb people say when they don't understand something or when they want to cause unnecessary facebook drama.

"Your artistic endeavor for photography class uses a globe in it and that reminds me of our all-mighty God. That's offensive."

by imazebraucantcme September 13, 2011

no offense

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

No offense Chelsea, but you suck.

by katopoliss December 07, 2010

Offensed

When you try to say "offended" but ended up saying "offensive" halfway through.

A: Dude, you know i am offensed by what you said.
A: ...
B: Dude.
A: Dude.

by faggut January 23, 2019

Offensivitis

the asshole who takes offense at the drop of a hat

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.

by AlekhyaDas May 14, 2015

No Offense

A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.

It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.

Without)
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*

With)

Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .

by Northendwhitetrash October 04, 2009

no offense

Something someone says right before saying something that may be offensive. as opposed to, say, not saying anything offensive at all.

You are such a completely moronic asshole. No offense

by LordXeras January 07, 2011