newton 

Sir Isaac Newton was one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion and gravitation. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them

Newton thought that the universe worked like a machine and that a few simple laws governed it.

newton by nIicegurl January 30, 2005

Newton 

Newton, Iowa used to be known for two things: Maytag and meth. Maytag moved to Mexico.
Oh, the glory of trailer parks and rundown houses with cars that cost more than 10 years rent parked in the front yard. For entertainment, one can drive up and down the main street to show off your ridiculous spoiler and ground effects. Or, if you'd rather spend your last $5 on a 40 oz. rather than gas, you can watch the retard parade cruise by over and over while hanging out in the corner of the Hy-Vee parking lot...or, if you are feeling classy, you can rock it with the lovely and classy folk of the downtown square area. Baby on hip and beer in the hand? You'll fit right in!
Of course, no mid-sized Iowa town in complete without the pretentious sub-divisions surrounding the meth-rot filled downtown. THOSE folk know how to party AND become sports stars! Old washed-up football player? Newton is the perfect place to brainwash your child into believing high school sports are life, pumping him full of PCP, and watching him lead the Cardinals to state!

"It's Newton on a friday night...what to do?"

"Let's go steal from the Super Walmart!"

Newton by ho-face killa June 14, 2008

newton 

a town outside of Boston, MA. lots of snobby jewish princesses and toolish mushes. jews/irish/italian and maybe a little chinese. A mighty fine place to buy weed. Every high school grade down to the freshmen has at least a handful of weed dealers in it. reportedly, there has been sightings of white widow, white rhino, sour deisel, blueberry kush, purple kush. Yes, all of those strains. my circle of friends has never smoked anything less than headies. Thats how we role.

kid 1:im out of weed. I'd go anywhere to get good weed right now.
kid 2:well we should go over to newton and buy some good weed. maybe some shrooms too.

newton by surifacakin June 29, 2009

newton 

boring town in Massachusetts.

newton is the safest city in america! fun.

newton by me May 13, 2005

Newton 

The bestest friend you could ever have that will always have your back. The best person you’ll ever meet in your lifetime.

“Who’s that over there?”
“Oh that’s newton, he’s my best friend.”
“Oh he looks really cool.”

Newton by Kaytlin Savoie May 15, 2020

newton 

the world capital of disgustingly loaded, snobby, materialistic, juicy/abercrombie clad cloned teenage princesses who must hold a hair straightener at all times. known for its competitive, hyperactive, stepford-esque parents, and precious, self satisfied air. if one moves there they are likely to be newtonized.

don't go to newton. if you long for a place where the skies are always sunny, the air is crisp, and burritos fall from the skies, consider brookline, potheads and indie kids galore!

newton by zzoda July 20, 2008

Newton 

The guy who invented gravity so that we dont need to tie ourselves to the bed each night.

newton is teh smart!!!11

Newton by some guy December 15, 2004