Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Fucking fireball that hangs in the sky and fries innocent little teenage vampires like bacon as they come out their classes.
"The sun is going to kill us!"
"Billy! Run!"
*gets fried*
"NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!"
"He forgot his sunscreen."
"Damn."
"Billy! Run!"
*gets fried*
"NOOOOO! Billy! What happened?!"
"He forgot his sunscreen."
"Damn."
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 18, 2020

british tabloid paper known for sexism and reactionary right wing opnions. lies to readers at least once in the past (iv'e read the article im citing myself and i know their lying) and tandancy to focus on irrelevant celebraty gossip
by zombiejack May 05, 2004

A deadly laser.
by Flatblok71 May 25, 2020

Louis Tomlinson is the sun
by HLlarryisreallll February 23, 2021

by Guntherr September 13, 2005
