Flimsy simsy

Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't
Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy
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flimsy edge

A quality possessed by a girl who lacks moral fiber, likes penetration from any angle, and generally is considered to be a whore. She's the type of ho you slap after you fuck... and blow it on her nose.
A: Yo, you hook up with Christine last night?
B: You know it.
A: Damn that girl's got a flimsy edge.
B: What do you mean?
A: Well let's just say she has no straight lines...
B: You're not making any sense.
A: The only support that girl's got is in her bra...
B: ? (looks at A quizzically)
A: She's been around the block... She even banged C thru G.
B: No way.
A: No lie bro, D even showed her the discipline side of his
A: hand after he busted on her face.
B: Wow! She really does have a flimsy edge.
A: I told you.
B: I better go get tested...
by Adam "fucking" W February 23, 2008
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flimsy fart

1. A fart that lacks structural integrity.

2. A person whos personality or actions have limited integrity.
1. Whoa, that fart was so flimsy you couldn't build on it !

2. Hey Dude, your such a flimsy fart.
by CamZH July 05, 2007
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flimsy h

when a guy is fucking a girl/guy in the ass or back door and the girl/guy is either sucking off a guy or eating out a pussy and it forms an "h" but once movement starts the "h" becomes rather flismy
limpy tried to flimsy h last nite .............................but the flimsyness got to intense for his limpyness
by "hobbes" and "patches" June 17, 2006
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flimsy pancakes

When the girl you’re dating wants to have sex but you can’t get erect so you start between her cheeks till you finally get erect.

Rare occasion includes when the girl or thing you are seducing is flat in the chest and anus region
Noah wasn’t getting erect with his petite girlfriend Kayla so he started with some flimsy pancakes until finally getting erect.
by Jimmy jol July 06, 2018
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Flimsy Sickle

When a man hits a woman's gut during sexual intercourse with his long, curved, sicle like penis.
I gave Derek's mom a flimsy sickle last night and she moaned like an injured walrus.
by LongDongSilvers_777 March 04, 2016
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Flimsy sausage

Some frail fat cunt with a soft chode
My mate Logan is a flimsy sausage.
by _xParadoxical1 March 17, 2019
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