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I crack myself up 

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.
I crack myself up by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

I crack myself up 

A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku

pack it up crack head 

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.
pack it up crack head by Tevan walker September 18, 2023

You're up my crack 

You're up my crack

Stinkin up the crack spot. 

Continuous nonsense. Incessant babbling. Handle ramble. Shit nobody wants to hear.
Tell your stupid ass grandma to stop stinkin up the crack spot.

up-sack-crack-wax 

The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.
Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.
up-sack-crack-wax by Dave-o-rama September 29, 2006