crack someone up

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I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

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A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku

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My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.

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You're up my crack

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Continuous nonsense. Incessant babbling. Handle ramble. Shit nobody wants to hear.

Tell your stupid ass grandma to stop stinkin up the crack spot.

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The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.

Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.

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