Cat Burglary 

The act of stealing a girlfriend from her current boyfriend, but in an elaborate way; once the heist has been executed, theme music from the Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and thirteen play in your head. Then, you go to Vegas and watch the water jet show.

-So Luke is with Madison now.
-What?? Hasn't she been with Brandon for like four months?
-Ha! Right up until the best Cat Burglary of the new decade, I bet the theme music from that movie with George Clooney and Brad Pitt is playing in his head RIGHT now
meanwhile..
-(duh..duh..DUH!)

Cat Burglary by Gazetteer February 12, 2010

Domestic Burglary 

Something P/O Day of the 12th District made up. You won't find it in any crimes code book. However it only applies when the complainant does not know the offenders name, but they are in a relationship. The scene will always be contaminated, and the job will ALWAYS be founded. Be sure to contact the detective division prior to leaving the scene, as more often than not they want the scene held.

1237...wacha got out there? 1237...its going to be a domestic burglary, the complainant doesn't know the offenders name, but they are in a replationship.

Domestic Burglary by Domestic Burglary December 24, 2020

Country Burglary 

Robbing An Entire Country

This man is going to jail for country burglary

Country Burglary by Amazonmacaw222 October 2, 2020

sexual burglary

A criminal offense that combines the act of breaking into a building or residence with a sexual assault.

Sexual burglary is distinct from other crimes because the primary goal is often the sexual gratification of the offender, though there may also be theft of property. Often the items stolen are fetishistic in nature, such as perfume or undergarments.

sexual burglary by bitchuck August 22, 2025

dinner time burglary 

The time when burglaries happen is possibly from 8 to 9:30 pm at dinner time

A dinner time burglary is a burglary that happen during nighttime.

dinner time burglary by John da dude November 17, 2023

The twin tower burglary 

The redheaded sausage goblins says, "hey you guys, remember the day when twin towers got burgled"

Friend looks, that petty gay guy says "is she that thick? The only thing that has been burgled round here is her kebab"

Remember the twin tower burglary

The twin tower burglary by Wardy198 September 10, 2025

Sperm Burglar 

A woman who tries to trap a man by getting herself knocked up.

Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.

Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.

“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.

See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.

John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!

Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.

John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.

Sperm Burglar by Big Dongky October 19, 2019