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Trump Tower 

One of Donald Trump's buildings in New York City. It is filled with luxurious appartments in the middle/upper floors, and a Starbucks Coffee in the lobby (which is open to the public). The Apprentice, Trump's hit TV show, is also filmed here, on one of the higher floors. I think there might be offices in it too...
Me: I went to the Trump Tower in New York, but I couldn't go up past the second floor.
Trump: YOU'RE FIRED!
Trump Tower by Home slice December 11, 2004
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trump tower 

A huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge boner
resembling the Trump Tower in new york.
My aerobics teacher is so kinky that she always gives me a trump tower- I can never finish my somersault goddamnit!!!!
trump tower by Hanz Vinkler August 21, 2007

Trump Tower 

Putting a layer of Gold on you cock between the head and shaft of your penis. Then while you are having sexual relations with your lady friend and wearing the "Make America Great Again" hat she screams "Deport me Daddy!!"
Trump Tower by The____Man March 10, 2017

Trump Tower 

The act of giving some one that magic dick in bed.
I talked a big game and I had to Make Sex Great Again. So I gave Ashley my Trump Tower.
Trump Tower by Alex November 30, 2016

Trump Tower 

When you're giving her the Trump Tower and she yells MAGA!
Trump Tower by SmileyJones June 16, 2017

Trump Tower 

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
Trump Tower by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017

Trump Tower 

Dump load turd shit pile crap tower of turds
My chunky trump tower stood 6 inches above the toilet water.
Trump Tower by Mack Arroni January 6, 2019