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the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!
stumped by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009
Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping
"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"

My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.
Stumped by braeden has awesome pants September 8, 2019
The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
Stumped by Dusty Smith July 24, 2008
a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."
Frank: Are you ready for this game?
Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!
stumped by Keelie. July 4, 2008
Getting beat so bad in anything but most popular 2k.
“Wtf we got stumped”
“Then stop spam dribbling bum”
Stumped by Blake Day December 31, 2020
A term used to describe an establishment that is empty or dead.

Alternatively, a term to describe someone unattractive or undesirable.
“Let’s get out of here, this place is stumped”

“Did you go home with her last night?”
“Nah bro, she was stumped”
Stumped by Partchfield May 30, 2022