Shit-ton 

A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.

PVT Bla Bla has a shit-ton of sand bags to fill after mouthing off.

Shit-ton by Commo God March 8, 2011

shit-ton 

An excessive or abundant amount.

I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.

shit-ton by Miss Shmanny February 9, 2009

Shit-ton 

Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.

You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>

Shit-ton by Blindstar July 5, 2014

Shit-ton 

A shit-ton is the equal to 2000 shitloads.

We smoked a shit-ton of of bubble gum out of the 6-footer last night and everybody got crippled!

Shit-ton by Sidewaysusa May 17, 2008

Shit-ton 

In otherwords it mean a whole lot. a ridiculously great abundance.

mom went shopping again and came back with a shit-ton of groceries she needs help unloading.

Shit-ton by JessdonStress October 14, 2010

shit-ton 

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

shit-ton by old man in the attic July 10, 2016

shit-ton 

An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.

"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"

shit-ton by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 8, 2011