Phllip Metz 

A lurking troll that lives in between two pieces of astrolglide covered cardboard. It's (and I use that term lightly) location is not certain, however the last time spotted, it was glaring at a disabled child. The child later died that day. When born, they begged the parents to kill the thing before it swallows the world with it's ugliness, the parents agreed, and philip metz was thrown in the river at an age of 4 days. However, it survived, and now even attends school. It hasn't washed its hair since that day it fell in the river and is a member of the famed "colon squad". Recently, in 2001, philip metz was declared its own species, a piece of shit, scientists have yet to capture the creature to become aware of its unique genetic structure. Finally, the creature also lost it's penis in the womb, and therefore has earned the nickname "no penis".

parker: "Hey! look! It's Philip Metz!"
phillip metz: "Pythagreom Therom doesn't always work"

Phllip Metz by Buzz Lightyear October 17, 2004

Lucas Metz 

God. (the guy who wrote that long boring novel)

Dear Lucas Metz, forgive me of my sins

Lucas Metz by waddupdoe December 31, 2011

Easton Metz 

The Albino Legend himself. Hes a fantastic footballer who has offers from Oregon, Clemson, OU, and Alabama. He will do one year at each school, and get rookie of the year and the heisman every single year. He loves spitting luggies on his younger brother tyler. His penis is a solid 7 inches soft, and he fucks every bitch in the whole Missouri area, including his mother and aunt. God im thankful to know this man

Some dude in my spanish class looks exactly like Easton Metz
Damn he wishes he was easton status

Easton Metz by The Gulath Clan August 25, 2018

Metzli

An amazing girl who is always there when you need her. She will always cheer you up when your down. She will do anything for you. Her personality is amazing. She is that one girl who everyone wants to hang out with.

Metzli is cute

Metzli by Lecko November 18, 2018

metzitzah 

It is where a Jew man sucks the cock or shall it be called the blood from the cock of a Jew infant. This form of cock sucking is called suction or the metzitzah technique which is preformed during Brit milah which is a Jew ceremony for male circumcision. It is most often preformed in a snyogue where people watch and cheer for the child getting his cock sucked for the first time.

Person 1 Damn look at that line coming out of the synagogue, it stretches down the street!!
Person 2 O, cool, there must be a metzitzah going on……
Person 1, metzitzah… what the fuck is that?
Person 2 OMG forreals? Your so stupid, its when all the gay jew men from a given city line up to suck the cock of an 8 day old who is being circumcises. OMFG, get with the program.

metzitzah by lovedmymetzitzah October 4, 2012

metzli

a totally amazing girl that no one can bare to live without. Is the perfect girl and is pretty weird but in a good way. ha i love her sooooo much

i love that amazing girl metzli

metzli by metzli's July 17, 2010

Metzer 

A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.

Dang thats the METZER family!

Metzer by guest6469 June 29, 2011