A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.
by Badass Keith April 05, 2005
Get the Johnny Damonmug. Once was an honorable center fielder from the Boston Red Sox, but after the 2005 baseball season he became a free agent and decided to sacrifice his reputation for more money playing for the soul-less New York Yankees
by apathyislethal April 26, 2006
Get the johnny damonmug. The CF for the BoSox in 2004. He is a great fielder and a great leadoff hitter. He has speed and can steal bases. He looks like jesus.
Wow, Johnny Damon made a sick play.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.
by parliment July 23, 2004
Get the johnny Damonmug. An overrated, mediocre Center Fielder who plays for a team so evil its name dare not be mentioned here.
by Nickey Shea July 28, 2005
Get the johnny damonmug. cool things about him:
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.
uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.
uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.
i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily
he plays good ball though
he plays good ball though
by broseph April 20, 2005
Get the johnny damonmug.