Hobbs NM....a place with athletes who think they’re going pro, rappers who think they’re going to be the next big thing... hoes that think being a hoe is cute, where girls just want to wear your hoodie and suck your dick,teen pregnancy, HIV, annoying beaners with their dropped trucks, red necks with their lifted trucks...and a shitty ass high school....last but not least, Girl’s with too much fucking make up🤡, anorexic guys with perms, and a bunch of fake ass thugs who think they’re from the trenches.
Hey want to go to Hobbs NM?
Nah I heard the bitches in Hobbs NM do anything for attention and sex.
Hobbs NM is a shitty town, filled with stuck up, scrawny fuckbois who do nothing but perm their hair, acting like they’re super cute. Some wannabe gang members also live here, acting like they from the hood, nah bitch go to Mexico you won’t last a day there. Some 16 year old girls who got inspired by “16 and pregnant”. There’s also some dumbass beaners with their dropped trucks that are obnoxiously loud and annoying and are not cute whatsoever. Overall, not a fun place to be, -10/10 would recommend.
Friend 1: Hey man, have you heard of Hobbs NM?
Friend 2: oh yeah that place blows, but the girls there blow more if you get what I’m saying
Friend 1: Oof hell yeah
Friend 2: Nah man, they also got hella STD’s
Usually when a male (but can be a female I guess)is wearing boxers on a hot day, and the sweat from his ass saturates the boxers to the point that it makes it extremely uncomfortable to walk normally. It causes the individual to engage in a form of hobbling, hence "hobbs" ass.
"Dude, I had to run a mile wearing jeans and boxers and now I got the worse case of Hobbs Ass.
The act of charging into a group of mobs in World of Warcraft grabbing as many as you can possibly handle then finishing them off with Area of effect abilities such as Blizzard, Consecrate, Hurricane, etc.
Made famous by Hobbs the paladin who has helped countless lower level players get some gold and experience as well as help other people make gold with his videos.
Best done with a tanking class any of which can do such a pull very effectively some better than others depending on where you are at.
Toon1: Dude, i need to level up quickly.
Toon2: Just ask someone to Hobbs Pull you through an instance its probably the best way to get experience!