Carlin 

Amazing, strong, and smexy. A person named Carlin is usually funny, and a naturally good friend. And they love Alphabet soup. One day, Carlin went Aerph, Aerph, and Err. And what happened next was bizzare

"Oh my god Carlin, you're so aMaziNG!"

Carlin by ~pandadragon~ June 9, 2020

Carlin 

A male prostitute from NSW Australia

Wow, Your moves are as funky as Carlin's when he sees a pole!

Carlin by partick from spongerboq November 22, 2021

Carlin 

Lowda

Good guy but he's Carlin

Carlin by Gigaaaa November 27, 2021

Carlin Fish Hook 

The act of inserting one of your fingers into your buddy's asshole in a public place as a form of horseplay. This act is normally performed in small redneck towns with one or more of the participants wearing cowboy boots

Clay giggled like a little girl when his buddy tried to give him a Carlin Fish Hook at the park

Carlin Fish Hook by nvminer April 16, 2011

Carlin Rudder 

Having someone help complete the act of masturbation by pushing back and forth on the males forearm using their foot, while the male holds his own penis. Most of the time this is preformed in a single wide trailer with one or both of the participants wearing cowboy boots.

My buddy Clay gave me a wicked hard Carlin Rudder last night.

Carlin Rudder by nvminer October 16, 2010

Carlin's Law 

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

― George Carlin

You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!

Carlin's Law by ruralnoob May 5, 2021

Carlin Windrim 

Is a rare breed of sloth found in Southern Saskatchewan. It lures in it's mates by feeding them alcoholic beverages and it is not opposed to homo erotic behaviour.

Wow, you were drunker than Carlin Windrim last night
Please tell me you didn't fuck Carlin Windrim last night

Carlin Windrim by GrandaddyOak October 18, 2012