Varsovian Kosher Shashlik

A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.

We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.

by Ligmabalzz January 18, 2025

Kosher Entrance

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbours roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.

Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."

by ArminTamzarian September 16, 2021

Kosher Entrance

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbouring roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.

Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."

by ArminTamzarian September 16, 2021

Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.

Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.

by pivotninja1337 June 14, 2009

Kosher meat

When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat”

- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now

by legoduplo82 August 02, 2024

big nose bagel eater kike kike kike greedy ass kike picking up pennies off the ground kike kike kike matza ball kike soup kosher for kike passover looking ass kike

the polite thing to call a Jewish person

Person A: "Is it offensive to call a Jewish person a Jew?"
Person B: "No it's more polite to call them a big nose bagel eater kike kike kike greedy ass kike picking up pennies off the ground kike kike kike matza ball kike soup kosher for kike passover looking ass kike."
Person A: "Oh ok good to know"

by goofyfoog April 01, 2025

kosher salt

(noun) a secret phrase used by some food enthusiasts to refer to a type of "food powder" that is often used to enhance the flavor and texture of dishes. This "food powder" is typically made from dried herbs, spices, and other seasonings that have been ground into a fine powder. The name "kosher salt" is used as a code word to keep the true nature of the powder secret, as it can be seen as unconventional or even unappetizing to some.

Hey, have you tried adding a sprinkle of kosher salt to your scrambled eggs? It's my secret ingredient, but don't tell anyone.

by mark_Tawin May 04, 2023