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The Kosher Queef 

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.
Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.

not kosher 

Not Kosher: Don't forget to douche!
Aurosan: Douching is bad for you!
not kosher by notkoshersbigfan January 8, 2008

eco-kosher 

Kosher food for the ecologically-correct!
Eco-conscious Orthodox Jews in NY, can be fequently seen at orgainc-food delis picking through eco-kosher food.

The Kosher Butcher 

The "kosher butcher" is a particular type of sex move whereby you slit a girl's throat while you fuck her doggy-style.

http://www.anarchistoutpost.com/2009/04/kosher-butcher.html
So I was deep dicking her brown eye, swinging her back and forth against me, and then I slit her throat. It's the kosher butcher because you have to drain the blood before you eat the meat.

reverse kosher

When your best friends do coke on your bathroom sink with your parents are home
Watery eyes and sniffy noses are the exact example of reverse kosher especially when your parents are home
Yo man wanna go do a reverse kosher upstairs in the bathroom
Yeah bro what do you think her parents are gonna say when they see your watery eyes and sniffy noses?

BLP Kosher 

A dirty wannabe nigger kike who sounds like he is on drugs when he raps and has infinitely worse music then his negro counterparts.
P1: ever heard of BLP Kosher?

P2: yeah hes a stupid kike who makes ass music
BLP Kosher by your local rapist September 5, 2023