home depot hot dog 

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

home depot hot dog by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Home Depot Speed 

In 3-5 business days we will call to reschedule your delivery/install for another date because we missed the first one.

Your door will be delivered at the home depot speed!

Home Depot Speed by destructodog December 28, 2024

empty to the depot 

Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.

"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"

empty to the depot by threebythree February 27, 2009

The Homo of the Depot 

My gay ass Uncle Kyle who was too lazy, rude and gay to work in asbestos health control and oil rigs, that he got a job at Home Depot cuz he kept trying to give his bosses blowjobs and jerk them off while they're taking a shit for a raise. Now, he takes selfies of himself butt naked showing his backside wearing nothing but an orange apron with the caption saying "Papi bout to give baby that anal" and posts it to Instagram while waiting for his boss' dick to go up his tight little white boy ass.

Man did you hear about what happened to Ky-Ky's? He tried to fuck the boss again and now he's The Homo of the Depot.

The Homo of the Depot by John Gettin Doe July 29, 2020

Kaitlyn from home depot 

This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot

Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!

Kaitlyn from home depot by Bigneckbitch November 30, 2020

Demotional 

Adj/N

Blend of detached and emotional. When you are too emotional but at the same time very detached.

Etymology: Coined by SRK (Biggest Movie Star in the World) in "Beneath the Surface" interview with Anupama Chopra and on Koffee with Karan Season 6.

Srk: Right now I am demotional.

Demotional by kavinmittal November 10, 2016

Depornified 

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.

Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??

Depornified by brian33337 October 16, 2023