Toon Job

A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.

"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."

"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."

"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"

by Hal Emmerich August 19, 2008

Paige toone

Paige toone Is a future circus clown and a strange person indeed. Laughs like a seal on crack and has very flippable hair that she straightens about once in a blue moon for a week before giving up.

Did u hear that Paige toone ran away to join the circus?

Oh yeah well no suprises there

by ItHuRtS?? November 25, 2021

Toon Salad

A plate of oven chips, traditionally accompanied by a four cheese pizza.

I'm presenting a four cheese pizza and toon salad liek. Propa posh liek, howay the lads up the toon.

by Tommiep123 September 11, 2020

toon talking

When someone usually an adult talks down on a kids or cartoon show while watching it.

Peppa Pig: Everyone likes jumping down in muddy puddles.
Toon Talking: I don’t.

by Gobsonnnn August 27, 2021

narcissistic looney toon

a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior

as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster

by Sexydimma February 27, 2018

Toon wife

The western version of waifu,meaning a character from western animation a cartoon fan considers his wife.

I have a toon wife.

by Friar cuck October 21, 2018

Toons

NightBoi’s sidekick with fire powers but is still an absolute chad

Daaaaaamn Toons just killed blade

by JustSomeSuperGuy July 17, 2022