Shakespeare

A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.

The whole class: *Loads gun
by Twat 123 November 21, 2019
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Shakespeare

Can you read Shakespeare? Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.
by Jimin_NoJams March 07, 2019
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shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.
guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!
by ComicGal April 27, 2010
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Shakespeare

He is THE bard.
A great English dude from the Renaissance who wrote lots of plays and sonnets like Romeo and Juliet and Richard II (even though he first wrote Richard III, I mean whO gOEs bAcKWaRds????).
He was the will of the people, the king of couplets, the sultan of sonnets, the man who put "I am" in iambic pentameter. Also, many words and phrases that are in our popular language were actually coined by him.
But wasn't everything lovely as a summer's day. That bar he was raising to be that amazing was hard, he had many fans with many demands and writing itself within strict parameters ends up being demanding too.
Nick Bottom: God, I hate Shakespeare.
Basically everyone: le gasp
...
Shakespeare: A giant lizard with crooked smile, have you seen one?
Random person: Yeah, crocodile.
Shakespeare: But may be not that. Take the Spanish to the English alligator.
Random person: Alligator?
Shakespeare: Yes, a word you've never heard unless you heard of me. Th-
People: He's a genius, how does he do it? He makes it look so easy like there's nothing to it.
Shakespeare: Honestly, I don't know how I do it. I just think the word out in my head and then it's coined. Like the tons of times that I've done it before. Hm, are you bedazzled? Well, you should be because these are words you never heard if not from me.
by it's_hard_to_be_the_bard May 31, 2020
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shakespeare

a complete waste of quality time in school which could be further used for my sleep. English teachers like it too much, students don't like it at all.
person 1: this term we are studying Shakespeare

person 2: sucks to suck.
by rtyuytrtghjhgfvgh May 15, 2023
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William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.
I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.
by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019
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