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The Merovingians were a Frankish dynasty that reigned from the fifth century to 751 A.D. They have become a great concern to conspiracy theorists because many of the mysteries connected with Rennes-le-Chateau, Father Sauniere, the Church of Mary Magdalene, and the Priory of Sion have been linked back to them.

Gerard de Sede, in a remarkable book called La Race febuleuse, claims that the Merovingians were descended from matings between extraterrestrials from Sirius and the Tribe of Benjamin in ancient Israel, and other notions about them are equally remarkable.

For instance, the semi-legendary founder of the dynasty, Merovech, allegedly sprang from a union of a woman with a sea-creature.

There are also claims that this family is linked back to another extraterrestrial race of Serpentine peoples.

I've also read in some places that the Merovingian's were thought to be direct descendants of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. And others disagree saying that they possessed the blood of demonic entities. Many of the Merovingians died under mysterious circumstances.

More or less, the Merovingians do exist historically, just with a great deal of mystique surrounding their family name.
The Merovingians were a Frankish dynasty, their name was used in The Matrix.
merovingian by morally bankrupt March 18, 2004
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Merovingian 

The French dude in The Matrix: Reloaded. he likes to swear in French, give people cake that gives them orgasms, and wipe his ass with silk.
Merovingian by Twin 1 June 27, 2003
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Merovingian 

Chocolate cake so good that it makes you have an orgasm eating it.
"Let's go to that restaurant where I heard they serve Merovingian for desert. I want to get me some of that!"
Merovingian by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

Merovingian 

A person that is in a secret clan that believes that they are disendents of Christ and they have supernatral powers.
A Merovingian said he could heal me.

merivingian 

Used to refer to an ancient chat protocol invented back when Internet sites started appearing, the mighty Internet Relay Chat, or IRC.

Some people think it's outdated because new technologies, such as Slack, Discord, Mattermost and others supposedly provide more features and are more user friendly than the old protocol.
Hey! Stop using that merivingian protocol and use Slack like a real person!
merivingian by dibriringman January 25, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026