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dirty talk

talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal
DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.
by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
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croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup
When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009
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you'd like to be

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"
BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
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king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).
King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.
by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008
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puzzle

a problem that cannot be easily solved
Puzzles:

1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.

2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.

3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?

4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?
by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008
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Doug Graves

member of American punk band "White Flag" (bass, vocals)
Who has the better name - Doug Graves or Paul Bearer?
by yorrick hunt February 1, 2008
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on-line affair

She suspected that her boyfriend was having an on-line affair when he started to become amazingly good at typing with one hand.
by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008
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