yorrick hunt's definitions

bake it

To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

you'd like to be

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"

BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

king midas

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

puzzle

a problem that cannot be easily solved

Puzzles:

1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.

2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.

3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?

4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?

by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008

dirty talk

talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal

DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

laxative

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

by yorrick hunt February 3, 2008