weave's definitions

DISPLAY ONE'S WARES

boobs, ass, "the goods."

At the photo shoot, the model was scantily-clad, and was undoubtedly displaying her wares. The photographer was packin' more meat than a slaughterhouse!

by weave October 7, 2003

BDOLOTIC

displaying a propensity toward flatulatory episodes; prone to farting.

As I consumed the kidney beans, I became progressively more bdolotic as the night went on.

by weave September 17, 2003

ASS CROUTON

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

by weave August 22, 2003

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 7, 2003

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS

to copulate or partake in coital activity; to do the bone dance; have sex.

The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.

by weave January 8, 2004

Punked/Punked Down

to display fear, cowardice, trepidation, and a yellow stripe that starts at the base of your shoulder blade and beelines straight down toward your spine, when you're confronted by an aggressive and intimidating person who calls you out. To run in the opposite direction with your tail between your legs when aggressively confronted.

The ghetto hamster confronted Lee in the dark alley and demanded his wallet and all of its contents. Lee's knees began to quiver, accompanied by a sudden backdoor gush in his skivvies. Lee definitely punked down to the mulignan that day.

by weave September 7, 2003

STINK KNOT

the leather donut or asshole, the chocolate starfish.

Last night, I squirted a boatload of astroglide onto my girlfriend's stink knot.

by weave November 10, 2003