weave's definitions
use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
Get the Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmetmug. The award-winning, buzzword, catchphrase, or slogan, of life, and selection of sexual partners, in a small hick town with an abundance of trailer parks. Ya know, those small hamlets that, when upon entering the village, a big sign greets you and states, "Welcome to East Podunk, where the men are wife beaters and the sheep run scared."
EXAMPLE: Cobleskill, NY.
by weave September 17, 2003
Get the IT'S ALL RELATIVEmug. by weave March 27, 2003
Get the MOMO (ALSO MO-MO)mug. the strenuous physical exertion, usually accompanied by some degree of grunting, while sitting on the hopper, and forcing out a stanky, steamy loaf.
This morning upon awakening, I ever-so-gingerly lowered my rompers, sat on the throne, and experienced some vein-popping nisus -- thought my fuckin' eyes were gonna pop out of my sockets!
by weave September 17, 2003
Get the NISUSmug. the entrance to the asshole; the ringlike imprints that form the anal lining; essentially, one's shitblaster or fart box.
After ramming the biatch in her slimy hatchet wound, I flipped her over and crammed 8 inches in her 10-ring!
by weave July 23, 2003
Get the TEN RINGmug. a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.
by weave September 20, 2003
Get the GOODER THAN GRITSmug. an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)
by weave March 16, 2003
Get the leaf eatermug.