weave's definitions

MAVRO

a racially disparaging and insensitive Greek word for African American. Mad props to CJ for this contribution.

Typically, Italian-Americans loathe mavros.

by weave August 25, 2003

HYPERMAMMIFEROUS

having big titties; also can be used within the context of "breast implants."

My girlfriend was so flat, that her breasts look like two fried eggs on a wall. Shortly after her breast augmentation, she transformed into a hypermammiferous harlot!

by weave September 28, 2003

Cousin

a term of friendly address to another
This is probably the greatest of all terms coined by V.R. at an upstate supermarket chain in Albany, NY.

Hey, cousin! You're nothin' more than a nickel-dickin' sidewinder!

by weave July 16, 2003

LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.

Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!

by weave August 25, 2003

herb / herbed

to chicken out or back down, as from intimidation or fear; to display cowardice

Don't let him herb you!
You just got herbed by that nigga!

by weave March 18, 2003

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.

by weave August 25, 2003

QUEEF

a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?

The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!

by weave August 31, 2003