weave's definitions

SACOFRICOSIS

the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."

Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.

by weave September 17, 2003

bic / bicced / biccing

to shave one's head down to the skin as with a razor blade.

Last night, he bicced his head down to bare metal!

by weave March 18, 2003

BABY GRAVY

jism; sperm.

I ejaculated a quart and a half of baby gravy within the confines of her love canal.

by weave April 2, 2003

SIGNIFICANT UDDER

a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.

Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.

by weave September 20, 2003

ALAMODALITY

being in vogue, fashionable nature.

The fag was the unequivocal personification of alamodality.

by weave September 22, 2003

SLOBBERKNOCKER

a fierce and violent fight amongst two people, or a number of participants that eventually turns into a full-fledged donnybrook!

At the local watering hole, the bachelor party erupted into a good old fashioned, Grade-A slobberknocker amongst the drunken friends, as fists flew and teeth became airborne.

by weave October 28, 2003

punk'd

fooled, tricked, made the butt of a practical joke

by weave May 25, 2003