von groovy's definitions

Thumblin to victory

When you know you are texting something that will not end well, but you still do it as you think it may work out or you do not want it to.

As Angelina began her reply to Anton she was aware that she was thumblin to victory. It was ugly, but she became liberated from that bastard Anon who livestreamed him getting his mail.

by von groovy July 1, 2024

Comadose

This term means the mega or super strong amount of drug or alcohol that someone takes and instead of feeling high, they are in a coma state. This is obviously not good.

Barry thought that using triple his main amount of it would help him feel even better. He was wrong! When he woke up in the hospital days later, his sexy nurse told him that he had taken a comadose and he was lucky to be alive.

by von groovy April 16, 2025

licorice disc

a vinyl record.

Shawn was amped to get home and play his new licorice disc because his mom would hate it

by von groovy May 31, 2019

pleasure spigot

This can represent many things that release pleasure and do not have to represent genitalia. Choose your own!

Naomi needed a release. She thought about that certain someone and began polishing her pleasure spigot. Afterwards, she felt much more calm and relaxed. The other riders on the bus were experiencing different emotions, however.

by von groovy October 27, 2024

Mutterflies

This is when you are with someone that you are smitten with and you're nervous so you experience butterflies in the belly and you cannot speak well. Your speech is off in all ways - rhythm, can't find the right words, and you mutter or mumble. It's awfully embarrassing.

Jenny was speaking with Josh and he was stumbling over his words in many ways. Jenny, being the assertive person she is, plainly asked, "You sweet on me or something? Cause you sure have the mutterflies!"

by von groovy August 9, 2024

Heart's out

A phrase to show that you care about someone who is going through something. Another way to say "I feel for you" or "I got you." It's nice to say and can sound cheesy if said in the wrong way.

As Wally was stumbling out of a pub, he tripped and fell face first into a puddle of piss. Before he could raise his face out of the leftover water from the evening's refreshments, he heard someone offer, "Heart's out, mate!" This consoled Wally and he felt a bit better.

by von groovy August 5, 2024

Whine on

The phrase one can utter when someone starts whining about things that are so minor. This is similar to "fish on" when someone lands a fish or whatever on a fishing line. However, that is seen as positive and exciting while this is seen as soooooooo annoying....

Polly: "And then the waitress came back WITHOUT my cucumbers on the side!"
Brandy: "Whine on!"
Sebastian: "You're fierce, Brandy! Polly, can you be anymore negative? Cucumbers. Cucumbers..."

by von groovy August 9, 2024