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Combination of feelings and news - Social Media. A sickening and pathetic way to learn about the way the world is through social media considering people who use it lie, exaggerate, and ignore the facts.
Dude: I don't listen to Hoagie anymore. He don't know squat.
Guy: Why's that?
Dude: He gets all his information from the feews. He now insists the world is flat cause some jackholes in Utah posted it so.
Guy: Yeah, he's dim. Where's Utah?
Dude: Hoagie says it's in Iraq.
Guy: Why's that?
Dude: He gets all his information from the feews. He now insists the world is flat cause some jackholes in Utah posted it so.
Guy: Yeah, he's dim. Where's Utah?
Dude: Hoagie says it's in Iraq.
by von groovy May 19, 2017
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Violet thought that Brett was a bore until he began to speak in cursive to her and soon she was ready to give in to him.
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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by von groovy May 31, 2019
Get the licorice disc mug.To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.
Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!
by von groovy June 20, 2017
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Naomi needed a release. She thought about that certain someone and began polishing her pleasure spigot. Afterwards, she felt much more calm and relaxed. The other riders on the bus were experiencing different emotions, however.
by von groovy October 27, 2024
Get the pleasure spigot mug.The term used to apply to those who have come of age recently who, instead of taking deliberate steps to fight real or misperceived injustice and protesting appropriately, cry into their devices about how the world that they live in and can certainly exert control over is not fair and that the other side is completely wrong.
Linda decided to get off of all social media, as the many voices of generation cry sickened her with their constant cries that all people who do not agree with them need to agree with them because they can only be solely right.
by von groovy August 26, 2017
Get the generation cry mug.This is when a guy wears shoes/boots, jeans, and no shirt to avoid a farmer tan - he's no dumb farmer and when a girl wears crappy flip flops, cut off denim shorts, and a too tight/unflattering t-shirt - she's no hoochie who wears a tube top. This look can often be seen more frequently in the city streets than in rural trailer parks. Going formal is putting on any shirt for the guy and a hoodie for the girl.
As he drove through the south part of the city, Theo new that in order to avoid getting harassed by the locals he must take off his shirt while driving in order to appear as white trash casual as he could since he was driving a new Hyundai.
by von groovy August 30, 2017
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