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When you know you are texting something that will not end well, but you still do it as you think it may work out or you do not want it to.
As Angelina began her reply to Anton she was aware that she was thumblin to victory. It was ugly, but she became liberated from that bastard Anon who livestreamed him getting his mail.
by von groovy July 1, 2024
Get the Thumblin to victory mug.This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
Get the I am not your phone! mug.This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.
Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."
by von groovy September 3, 2024
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Brian: I can't stand Helen! Who does she think she is wearing that tunic? She's a white girl from Queens! She's trying to pass as someone from the Middle East or something. What a phony!
Lai: Um, Brian. She's into Paganism and tunics did originate in Europe. You are such an appropriatist! Are you going to give me shit because I'm from China and I use a fork?
Lai: Um, Brian. She's into Paganism and tunics did originate in Europe. You are such an appropriatist! Are you going to give me shit because I'm from China and I use a fork?
by von groovy June 10, 2017
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by von groovy May 11, 2019
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Abby: "I was online and then I scrolled to..."
Jasmine: "Stop. Just stop. I know you're gonna comment on President Hate. I can't do it today, or tomorrow, or whenever comes up next."
Abby: "No, girl. I was gonna talk about Justin being a bitch ass trick."
Jasmine: "Oh, yeah! He's a bitch!"
Jasmine: "Stop. Just stop. I know you're gonna comment on President Hate. I can't do it today, or tomorrow, or whenever comes up next."
Abby: "No, girl. I was gonna talk about Justin being a bitch ass trick."
Jasmine: "Oh, yeah! He's a bitch!"
by von groovy September 16, 2025
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by von groovy June 28, 2019
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