von groovy's definitions
Skintoons are tattoos. You know, cartoons on the skin. Cartoons used to be things people enjoyed and now they can enjoy them on strangers' flesh.
Penelope had two sleeves of skintoons. She was a real hard one and the stories on her arms were as entertaining as her inability to tolerate posers.
by von groovy September 24, 2021
Get the skintoonsmug. This phrase indicates a high level of stamina due to having to read the book, write the report, and then give the report. Hours and hours of dedication to something that you may not be enjoying at any time and yet you still get through it.
Paul knew that he would not enjoy any of the steps for him to apply to multiple universities for he knew he would have to spend hours filling out applications, spend more money than he'd like on application fees, possibly make mistakes, and then have to speak with admission counselors about himself. However, Paul had strong book report stamina and he knew he'd get through this.
by von groovy August 10, 2024
Get the book report staminamug. That certain someone who is so manipulative, conniving, negative, and untrustworthy that you are still surprised by her ability to be THAT bitch!
Lilly: "Did you hear about Cassandra yesterday? With Nate and then with his girl? Wow! I mean WOW!"
Kenzie: "You are surprised?! Girl, oh she is THAT bitch! Stay away. I do."
Lilly: "But she's my Mom..."
Kenzie: "You are surprised?! Girl, oh she is THAT bitch! Stay away. I do."
Lilly: "But she's my Mom..."
by von groovy July 11, 2024
Get the oh she is THAT bitch!mug. This is term means someone has ingested a mega dose of drugs or alcohol and instead of being in a euphoric state, they are in a coma. This is obviously not a good thing.
Barry thought using triple his typical dose would make him feel three times better. Tragically it did not. Barry had taken a comadose and everyone was worried that he may not pull through. When he woke up in the hospital three days later his sexy nurse told him to get his shit together.
by von groovy June 17, 2025
Get the Comadosemug. Joel was sipping on his coffee when a lady with some serious presentation strolled in the cafe. He gawked at what was exposed in her tank-top and declared, "Cleavage is your friend! Coffee for everybody on me - including Chesty MacDoogal!!!"
by von groovy May 3, 2019
Get the cleavage is your friend!mug. When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.
Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.
by von groovy June 22, 2019
Get the the cave of no returnmug. The quality of having fat hanging over the front and the back of one's jeans or skirt. Not an attractive quality on anyone.
Bernie knew that his beer belly would not attract any ladies, but he felt proud of the fact that at least he wasn't chubs and flubs.
by von groovy September 1, 2017
Get the chubs and flubsmug.