Skip to main content

von groovy's definitions

sippin on sus

This is when someone is falling into getting suspicious over things that are not real and are meant to stir up trouble - getting to gossiping.
Carlie: "You know I heard that James is really jelly over that Lila has a new coworker who is a stud."
Jayne: "You know I heard that Lila is true to James and I know that you're just sippin on sus cause you just try to stir it up!"
by von groovy August 9, 2024
mugGet the sippin on susmug.

screen fiend

A person who cannot live life without a technological screen in front of them - phone, tablet, p.c., t.v., movie, and even GPS device. They go from screen to screen in their waking hours and do not live live through their own eyes.
Jay: This eclipse is amazing, Shonda! I am so glad we are here witnessing it together.
Shonda: I know! I am capturing it on my phone so that we can watch later on my tablet! It probably looks better through a screen anyway...
Jay: You are such a screen fiend! Watch me leave you here through your device.
by von groovy August 8, 2017
mugGet the screen fiendmug.

irracist

An irrational racist. One who insults and throws great hate upon a certain race, but behaves like its people and definitely has sex with and marries them.
Dude: Did you hear Theo saying how much he hates all Latinos?
Guy: Yeah, he's an insane irracist 'cause he certainly has no problem making babies with them.
by von groovy May 17, 2017
mugGet the irracistmug.

Words with Hands

This is when a verbal argument gets physical. I'm not condoning violence, but it happens.
Al: "Hey! Don't be talkin' smack on my girl, Maisey. Maisey is a queen and you are a chump!"
Benji: "Suck it, Al! Just like Maisey did last night!"
Al: "Oh this is now Words with Hands, bitch!"
Al went smash and Benji went down...
by von groovy September 22, 2024
mugGet the Words with Handsmug.

sensual symptoms

This is wonderful! You are able to categorize all the sense as to why you are attracted to someone as you are under the illness of love. Light 'em all UP! Life is to be lived and appreciated!!!!
Liam was around Catriona all day. He was entranced. After they parted. He walked into his home and his mother knew there was something up. She requested that he journal all of the sensual symptoms he was experiencing so that he may become the next James Joyce or Oscar Wilde.
by von groovy July 2, 2024
mugGet the sensual symptomsmug.

borderwhine

This is the typing of whine or whining that those with borderline personality disorder do. "Why don't you like me?" "She makes me upset or triggered!" "I am doing all I can and no one cares!" "I quit and then I'm not going anywhere!"
Nurse 1 : "Oh my Lord! Here we go! She just said that no on cares about what she thinks and now she's saying she doesn't need anyone's approval cause she is strong!"
Nurse 2: "Yeah, she can borderwhine all she wants. I'm not taking the bait. I don't validate any of that shit"
Nurse 1: "I get it, but she works here despite meeting criteria as a mental patient. HA! Let's commit her!!!"
by von groovy August 2, 2024
mugGet the borderwhinemug.

post paste

Love juice that develops when someone sees a post that induces successful masturbation.
Connor was scrolling through online and saw an image that demanded action. As he was cleaning up his post paste, his mom walked in and expressed her disappointment.
by von groovy February 21, 2019
mugGet the post pastemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email