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A person who is skilled at the terrible act of taking a wonderful situation and stupidly turning it into a disaster
So, we were stealing records from the record shop and got outside around the corner and saw a cop. We remained cool and then Greg came running from up yelling, "I can't believe we stole all those records!!!" The cop looked at him and said, "Your disasterthief gave your dumbasses up..."
by von groovy May 2, 2019
Get the disasterthief mug.Something a woman should never have to experience if she is emotionally ready and willing to give her heart The person taking her for granted should have a threat present so that they know what they are truly capable of losing by taking for granted. Only a true bastard would do this to a sweet woman.
Lauren: "Why won't he just ask me? He knows I'll say yes. He knows there's no financial issues. What is wrong? Is it me?"
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."
by von groovy July 4, 2024
Get the Engagement impatience mug.This is a term for a woman who behaves in a very predictable manner. IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE NEGATIVE. However, it typically is used in that way.
Arnie: "Did you hear what happened to Ryan?"
Lex: "No, but you'll probably tell me."
Arnie: "Yeah, man. I dish all day. Ryan and Polly were at the pool party and bouncy Becky was there. And snap!"
Lex: "Say no more, Polly is shedictable if nothing else. Ryan needs to just lose that beard and get with Paul."
Lex: "No, but you'll probably tell me."
Arnie: "Yeah, man. I dish all day. Ryan and Polly were at the pool party and bouncy Becky was there. And snap!"
Lex: "Say no more, Polly is shedictable if nothing else. Ryan needs to just lose that beard and get with Paul."
by von groovy September 5, 2024
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Get the sunday sobriety mug.A term not unlike - go to hell. It can be used when someone is being a real shit-ass towards you. For being in a Wal-Mart is like going to hell.
Lori: "Hey Lance! I think you may have mismatched your clothes. They look awful. Hahahha."
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
Lance: "Hey Lori! Your mom dressed me this morning after I brought the beast to her for three hours straight, so it's on her blurred out eyes that I almost fucked out of her head."
Lori: "That's not funny. My Mom has an addiction."
Lance: "Man, go to Wal-Mart!"
by von groovy June 24, 2024
Get the Man, go to Wal-Mart mug.This is something spoken that completely results in the person falling on their face in tremendously brilliant humiliation.
Remi informed his boss that he had an erotic dream about him. This verbal banana peel resulted in a termination and sexy results.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
Get the verbal banana peel mug.This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.
Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"
by von groovy August 13, 2024
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