von groovy's definitions

erotic north

The direction an erect penis goes in the way a compass always goes toward magnetic north.

Salvator was enjoying his lemonade when Sheila strolled by. His copulation compass began to head erotic north and his mind filled with nasty thoughts.

by von groovy July 20, 2017

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

where her legs begin

A poetic way of saying pussy.

Brandon sat around thinking of Amelia and how he would love to get back to where her legs begin.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

corncob smile

A smile that shows teeth with yellow and gunky-mucky characteristics because the smiler does not take care of their teeth.

Andrew was passing through a small town and met an attractive doll who offered to give him the mouth treatment. He was stoked, but when out of the dark bar he noticed that she had a corncob smile and could not put himself in there. He instead received some hand love.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

mouth treatment

To be treated by another's mouth to oral sex.

Ace had a rough day and knew that the only thing that would take his mind off of all his troubles was his girl giving him some mouth treatment.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

harrier than bigfoot's balls

A situation that is tremendously complicated and almost impossible to fix.

Charlotte: Did you hear about Brent's little escapade?
Chantel: No. What's an escapade?
Charlotte: Doesn't matter. He got caught by Lilli with her mom!!
Chantel: OMG! LOL! STFU!
Charlotte: Talking his way out of that one will be harrier than bigfoot's balls!!

by von groovy July 22, 2017

she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks

To describe a woman who likes strong, stiff, and hard drinks and likes to get it on.

People described Allie in the way that she likes her drinks like she likes her dicks and this encouraged many bros to try and bed her.

by von groovy July 29, 2017