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After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.
Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"
Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"
Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
by von groovy June 26, 2024
Get the stretching feelings mug.This when someone utters words simply to start an argument. No one wants this. Well, some do and fuck them! Not literally.
Leo:"Hey honey. Does this shirt make me.
look fat"
Leah: "What?!? I won't fall for your
intentional letters for chaos.
again! And that shirt is mine!"
look fat"
Leah: "What?!? I won't fall for your
intentional letters for chaos.
again! And that shirt is mine!"
by von groovy July 17, 2024
Get the intentional letters for chaos mug.Jane: "Did you hear that I'm going to be a grandma? I'm so excited!"
Nancy: "Wow! I don't know how anyone would bring another child into this terrible world."
Jane: "Go piss off, you sour bitch! You exude nothing but mega-nega!"
Nancy: "Wow! I don't know how anyone would bring another child into this terrible world."
Jane: "Go piss off, you sour bitch! You exude nothing but mega-nega!"
by von groovy August 16, 2024
Get the mega-nega mug.This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.
Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...
by von groovy September 15, 2017
Get the certainstance mug.When you know you are texting something that will not end well, but you still do it as you think it may work out or you do not want it to.
As Angelina began her reply to Anton she was aware that she was thumblin to victory. It was ugly, but she became liberated from that bastard Anon who livestreamed him getting his mail.
by von groovy July 1, 2024
Get the Thumblin to victory mug.This term means the mega or super strong amount of drug or alcohol that someone takes and instead of feeling high, they are in a coma state. This is obviously not good.
Barry thought that using triple his main amount of it would help him feel even better. He was wrong! When he woke up in the hospital days later, his sexy nurse told him that he had taken a comadose and he was lucky to be alive.
by von groovy April 16, 2025
Get the Comadose mug.Depends on where you live, but the time of year where you can go without socks in shoes, sandals, or be barefoot most of the time. Unless you've got the stench foot rot, it's a groovy time of year!
Jeremy read the weather forecast and then laughed at his sock drawer and said, "Shut up, BITCH!!! It's sockless season for months and I'll see you in October."
by von groovy May 2, 2019
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