von groovy's definitions

oral compass

The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.

Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.

by von groovy June 11, 2017

adding an ie

Something people do when speaking in order to make something sound more cute and non-confrontational, yet tremendously annoying. (It's okay if your mom does it until you're 5.)

Shannon: I saw Hannah the other day when she was messing with her phone and asked her if she needed some helpie. She shot me a look like she would kill me! OMG!
Lori: Sounds like she needed a huggie. That's too baddie!
Lauren: STFU you 2! Maybe stop adding an ie and act like you are over 5. Now leave me alon "E!"

by von groovy June 21, 2017

first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy February 28, 2019

lickled

the act of getting tickled by someone's tongue

Sandy loved getting lickled

by von groovy September 15, 2019

social "just us" glory whore

A person who only views social issues from their side and always tries to get all the attention for themselves and not the issue.

Ceci would not shut up about how the social injustice of racism negatively impacted her commute to work and how she has worked to make things better for everyone. She was viewed as a social "just us" glory whore by those she claimed to defend but refused to give a ride to on her way to work - she wouldn't let them in her car.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

norph

The way an idiot would pronounce "north." Interestingly, this is usually uttered by people from the southern U.S..

The mayor of our city once announced that he was a proud resident of norph city.

by von groovy May 17, 2017

Whine on

The phrase one can utter when someone starts whining about things that are so minor. This is similar to "fish on" when someone lands a fish or whatever on a fishing line. However, that is seen as positive and exciting while this is seen as soooooooo annoying....

Polly: "And then the waitress came back WITHOUT my cucumbers on the side!"
Brandy: "Whine on!"
Sebastian: "You're fierce, Brandy! Polly, can you be anymore negative? Cucumbers. Cucumbers..."

by von groovy August 9, 2024