Definitions by von groovy

The electric C

This is a term for a woman's clitoris. If you know how to activate it, then the woman who is activated will behave as though she has been electrocuted. It's fantastic for all involved!

Mark: "So, I was with Cassie the other night and things were getting sexy."
Darrin: "Oh yeah? Did you get your wiener wet?"
Monsterman: "I bet he turned on the switch of the electric C with his tongue like a freak!"
Mark: "That's right! Now gimme a smoke!"

The electric C by von groovy December 31, 2025

Right on Red 

This is the term that people use to describe engaging in fornicating of sorts when one or both partners are menstruating. Or if you're in 6th grade - somebody or both bodies are on their period. It can be exclaimed before the fun begins too!

As Benjamin was preparing to get a taste of Brandy's monthly flavor, he cheered, "Right on Red!"
Katie was speaking with Matt about her break-up with Kayla and he asked her what happened. Katie stated, "She wouldn't go Right on Red." Matt smirked and announced that he would. Katie laughed and called him a dude.

Right on Red by von groovy September 21, 2025

I am not your phone! 

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

I am not your phone! by von groovy September 18, 2025

Communication Device 

Why a smartphone. It is hardly used a phone anymore. One digitally communicates through various formats and methods with one. It appears as though most a more pleased with one-sided communication these days.

Anthony had many thoughts on many things and through his "research," he decided that he was going to use his communication device while at a public event to inform the world of his marvelous ideas via streaming. He would later communicate via an application to order food that he would not find appetizing. Anthony was not impressive.

Communication Device by von groovy September 18, 2025

Convo Corral

This is the term for a group text. There can be many wonderful shared snickers and misunderstandings due to things being read out of context. It can be quite amusing when there are more than five participants.

Ellie was pretty pissed off at Chazz due to his snarky emoticon in reaction to Brad's post about Sabrina and Megan's brunch with Sebastian. Ellie replied with dark vibes with Chazz double v'in to the t and then the f. Megan became an online moms to remind everyone they were friends. It was just another typical ego dust-up at the Convo Corral.

Convo Corral by von groovy September 17, 2025

President Hate

The term for a president who is filled with hate and is hated by so many. This person is polarizing and exhausts almost everyone. It is only rational to give this nickname to this official.

Abby: "I was online and then I scrolled to..."
Jasmine: "Stop. Just stop. I know you're gonna comment on President Hate. I can't do it today, or tomorrow, or whenever comes up next."
Abby: "No, girl. I was gonna talk about Justin being a bitch ass trick."
Jasmine: "Oh, yeah! He's a bitch!"

President Hate by von groovy September 16, 2025

Comadose 

This is term means someone has ingested a mega dose of drugs or alcohol and instead of being in a euphoric state, they are in a coma. This is obviously not a good thing.

Barry thought using triple his typical dose would make him feel three times better. Tragically it did not. Barry had taken a comadose and everyone was worried that he may not pull through. When he woke up in the hospital three days later his sexy nurse told him to get his shit together.

Comadose by von groovy June 17, 2025