vfuzz 's definitions

Budget Cuts

When you just don’t have as much cheddar as you used to.

Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.

by vfuzz March 8, 2019

Eve

Women of the world, you have my deepest sympathies. Feel free to blame this bimbo the next time your cooch starts to bleed.

Eve: That nice talking snake said I should have a bite of that apple. Looks yummy. I’m sure a little nibble won’t hurt anybody.

by vfuzz March 7, 2019

Strong Female Protagonist™️

She is perfect in every single thing she does and has no flaws or vulnerabilities. She never has need of male acceptance or approval of any kind because SHE DON’T NEED NO MAN. She is a warrior. She is a goddess. She is...Strong Female Protagonist™️.

Man #1: Dammmn, look at the ass on that one, bruh. Man #2: You better keep that shit to yourself, man. That’s Strong Female Protagonist™️. If you sexualize her, she’ll cut your nuts off and feed them to you. But she won’t feed them to you in the kitchen because a woman doesn’t have to belong in the kitchen. Man #1: Man, fuck this shit.

by vfuzz March 6, 2019

Ho Dispensary

A brothel.

I'm thinkin' of hittin' da club and maybe later payin' a visit to the ole ho dispensary.

by vfuzz March 6, 2019

Oral Operation

A spin on the classic game of Operation, in which player 1 must stick their erect penis in player 2’s mouth. If the penis touches the sides of the mouth, player 2 must bite down hard. Fun for the whole family!!!

Tony:Did you here about what happened to Brad last night? Says he tried to play Oral Operation with his girlfriend. Lost his entire dick. Bill: That poor soul.

by vfuzz June 13, 2018

Forbidden Fruit

Anti-gay legislation.

It’s hard to be a queer in Georgia. The Forbidden Fruit is strong here.

by vfuzz November 22, 2018

Pastrami Party

An excessive amount of women.

Man, all they do in that book club is sip wine, gossip and read Nicholas Sparks. What a total Pastrami Party!

by vfuzz December 1, 2018