vfuzz 's definitions

Oral Operation

A spin on the classic game of Operation, in which player 1 must stick their erect penis in player 2’s mouth. If the penis touches the sides of the mouth, player 2 must bite down hard. Fun for the whole family!!!

Tony:Did you here about what happened to Brad last night? Says he tried to play Oral Operation with his girlfriend. Lost his entire dick. Bill: That poor soul.

by vfuzz June 13, 2018

Forbidden Fruit

Anti-gay legislation.

It’s hard to be a queer in Georgia. The Forbidden Fruit is strong here.

by vfuzz November 22, 2018

The Oscars

A malignant cringefest where once a year some of the worlds biggest egos congregate for the express purpose of engaging in a mass circlejerk. A night where Hollywood’s liberal elite deign to speak to the proletariat masses about social justice and wokeness, while somehow managing to ignore the fact that they work in one on the most morally bankrupt industries in the country. Watching a puppy get eaten would be a worthier way to spend your evening.

John: Hey, the Oscars are on. Wanna tune in? Jane: Nah, lets watch the Home Shopping Network instead.

by vfuzz March 9, 2019

Pastrami Party

An excessive amount of women.

Man, all they do in that book club is sip wine, gossip and read Nicholas Sparks. What a total Pastrami Party!

by vfuzz December 1, 2018

Eve

Women of the world, you have my deepest sympathies. Feel free to blame this bimbo the next time your cooch starts to bleed.

Eve: That nice talking snake said I should have a bite of that apple. Looks yummy. I’m sure a little nibble won’t hurt anybody.

by vfuzz March 7, 2019

Ho Dispensary

A brothel.

I'm thinkin' of hittin' da club and maybe later payin' a visit to the ole ho dispensary.

by vfuzz March 6, 2019

Budget Cuts

When you just don’t have as much cheddar as you used to.

Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.

by vfuzz March 8, 2019