She is perfect in every single thing she does and has no flaws or vulnerabilities. She never has need of male acceptance or approval of any kind because SHE DON’T NEED NO MAN. She is a warrior. She is a goddess. She is...Strong Female Protagonist™️.
Man #1: Dammmn, look at the ass on that one, bruh. Man #2: You better keep that shit to yourself, man. That’s Strong Female Protagonist™️. If you sexualize her, she’ll cut your nuts off and feed them to you. But she won’t feed them to you in the kitchen because a woman doesn’t have to belong in the kitchen. Man #1: Man, fuck this shit.
by vfuzz March 06, 2019
Get the Strong Female Protagonist™️mug. A spin on the classic game of Operation, in which player 1 must stick their erect penis in player 2’s mouth. If the penis touches the sides of the mouth, player 2 must bite down hard. Fun for the whole family!!!
Tony:Did you here about what happened to Brad last night? Says he tried to play Oral Operation with his girlfriend. Lost his entire dick. Bill: That poor soul.
by vfuzz June 13, 2018
Get the Oral Operationmug. by vfuzz November 22, 2018
Get the Forbidden Fruitmug. Q: Sorry James, but some bureaucratic nonsense has forced MI6 to experience a severe drop in funding. In light of these budget cuts, I must regret to inform you that Q Branch can no longer afford to maintain your Aston Martin and other such gadgets. But worry not, I have something for you that in the right hands is both versatile and deadly. This, James, is called a rubber band. Bond: I think I’ll just mount Moneypenny instead.
by vfuzz March 08, 2019
Get the Budget Cutsmug. Women of the world, you have my deepest sympathies. Feel free to blame this bimbo the next time your cooch starts to bleed.
Eve: That nice talking snake said I should have a bite of that apple. Looks yummy. I’m sure a little nibble won’t hurt anybody.
by vfuzz March 07, 2019
Get the Evemug. What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...
by vfuzz March 06, 2019
Get the Lot’s wifemug. Man, all they do in that book club is sip wine, gossip and read Nicholas Sparks. What a total Pastrami Party!
by vfuzz December 01, 2018
Get the Pastrami Partymug.