the cheat's definitions

floppy disk

3 1/2 diameter disk that holds 1.44 MB of memory for a computer. when computer geeks are argueing make sure u ask them if they have tried the floppy disk. then with they respond with a now. put stress on different syllables and slow down or spped up the changed word...or both

flobbadis
f l o ppydis k
flbadi
floppadi
flopidydoppy diskeititdy
and many others...use your immagination ant piss off thoes linux lovein losers

by the cheat February 19, 2003

shit box

the box that cats take shits in. also known as a litter box. they can also be urinated in

My friend travis was at my neighbors house a few days ago and he had to take a piss. he didnt want to go down stairs, so he jsut peed in the cats shit box. the next day the cat came to shit in the shit box and say the large sum of pee that wasnt hers. the cat didnt know where all the pee came from, so she sat down, looked constipated and peed in the shit box

by the cheat February 19, 2003

liquid dreams

the act of excreating a creamy liquid from the penis while one is asleep. alse known as a wet dream. this happens when one goest to sleep and has a dream concerning sex or sexualy related topics and gets sexually arroused and jizzes in ones sleep

my sex ed teacher says is narural for kids my age to have the occasional liquid (or wet) dream

by the cheat February 19, 2003

cumdizzle

(n)(v) a large bucket of jizz normally used to dump from a elevate floor of a building ontop of un suspection pedestrians

(n) hey jimmy, i got a cumdizzle to dump out the window on old ladies tonight
(v) me and jummy completely comdizzled grandma

by the cheat February 19, 2003

Homsar

A spelling mistake in the Strong Bad E-mail. The brothers chaps made the mistake into a SCREWED UP, STUPID Homestar. Genious, those Brothers Chaps....

Strong Bad: So tell us about your childhood.
Homsar:I was raised by a cup of coffee!!!

by The Cheat February 11, 2003

fhgwhgads

I don't know what a fhgwhgads is, but its probably a fhgwhgads

by the cheat November 9, 2003

mellon

1) any one of various large juicy fruits
2) slang for breasts, boobs, boobies, jumbilies, etc.

1) the mellon i had for dinner last night was the shit
2) WOW did you see the size of her mellons

by the cheat February 19, 2003