ATM

Automated Teller Machine. A device used to get money out of your saving account.

"I'm going to stop at the ATM."

by star8706 February 02, 2003

news

Current events

"What's in the news?"

by star8706 September 27, 2003

Sims

Computerized people created on a game of the same name released by Electronic Arts

by star8706 February 01, 2003

all that glitters is gold

A line from Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven", and since no one really knows what that song means, no one really knows what "all that glitters is gold" means either.

by star8706 September 27, 2003

vh1

Stands for Video Hits One. A second music video channel started by MTV in 1985. Originally hyphenated as "VH-1" until 1994. Currently owned by Viacom, who also owns MTV, CBS, Showtime, and Nickelodeon.

While VH1 doesn't show many videos, it does more interesting stuff like "I Love The 70's/80's" unlike that boring, predictable, and fake reality TV crap shown on MTV.

by star8706 November 07, 2003

Letterman

1. A funny (and funny-looking) guy who hosts this show that appears late at night on the CBS television network. Also known as Dave, David, David Letterman.

2. Jay Leno's arch-nemesis.

"We watched that Letterman show last night, and it was hilarious!"

by star8706 February 01, 2003

ABC

American Broadcasting Company - A TV network that became number one for a couple of weeks when they showed Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and besides that has always been number 3 when rating networks. The company also owned John Ritter's ass since Three's Company and will be screwed now that 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter, a great, hopeful show that will be ruined now that John Ritter died.

"ABC says they were 'Still The One' back in '77, but they NEVER were the one!"

by star8706 September 27, 2003