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Empty Sack Syndrome: After a long day of "self dicipline" infront of a few porn DVD's, the bloke goes to have one last one before going to sleep. He is suffering from ESS if all he manages to conjure forth is a grunt and a wince.
No need for a joe-bag love, got a lend of Charlies Anal's of one of the lads and ive got a bad case of ESS!
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
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Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?
Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc
Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc
by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006
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The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
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Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
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AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
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A woman with great personality
A woman with great personality
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
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Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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