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10 pinter

A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".

A woman with great personality
Had the beer goggles on last weekend, eh Ian? Saw you going at it with a right 10 pinter!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
mugGet the 10 pintermug.

fly's eyes

the act of pushing one's ball bag through the buttoned hole at the front of mens boxer shorts
try it at home in front of mirror / girlfriend's pairents
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
mugGet the fly's eyesmug.

wife beater

A perticularly strong/ cheap/ cheap+strong alcoholic beverage best served ice cold from a can. Usualy beer or cider.Makes you want to smile,then frown,the hit someone/anyone,then sell the childrens toys for more of it.

The "harder stuff" is reffered to as "wreck the house"
Can I offer you some fine South African wine sir,or some light+frothy larger?

Nah, give us the usual.

Very good sir,10 cans of wife beater and a pub sized bottle of wreck the house comming up sir!!
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
mugGet the wife beatermug.

pebble dasher

1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls

2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate

3)A collection of cindy crawfords
Clean that after you fuckhead!!
That crapper has more skidmarks than a formula 1 race track!
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
mugGet the pebble dashermug.

fallen off her bike

A monthly cycle accident that leaves women bleeding from the saddle area.

The 28th of May'hem,rag week.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE CUPS OUT TO DRAIN YOU FACKING KAANT!!

Cor, got the painters and decorators in lav ?!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
mugGet the fallen off her bikemug.

cunt wank

A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.
Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
mugGet the cunt wankmug.

Director's commentry

1)On a DVD a director quietly commentin
on the films events,storyline,special fx

2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc
What fur yee lickin aat ma porpull TIN ye jakey kaant,wanna get oot ta Leith fir a burst mooth ya flabby bashtard...
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
mugGet the Director's commentrymug.

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