sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt
Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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pebble dasher

1) The building practice of splashing decrotive gravel on wet concrete walls

2) the shitting practice of leaving a decrotive pattern of skidmarks on the back of the toilet bowl,usualy after a diet of weed,beer and chocolate

3)A collection of cindy crawfords
Clean that after you fuckhead!!
That crapper has more skidmarks than a formula 1 race track!
by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004
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Gentleman of the road

A "man of leasure" who spends his days rambling from one place to another,with a cheerful smile and a knapsack and stick over his shoulder,greeting people warmly and brightining up their lives.

In the real world a lice ridden tramp with a can of wife beater in one hand and a HIV filled syringe in the other,pissing against your front door and shouting incoherrently at passers by .
I used to be in a highly stressed stock dealership,wastein my life at work.But now im addicted to crack ive become a gentleman of the road with all the spare time in the world!! Couldn't give us 50p for a cup a tea mate?
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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10 pinter

A lady who's "inner beauty" only becomes apparent after a gallon of wife beater/ being viewed through "stellavision".

A woman with great personality
Had the beer goggles on last weekend, eh Ian? Saw you going at it with a right 10 pinter!
by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
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great personality

when reffering to a man: A man who is down to earth, caring, thoughtfull, laidback,etc

reffering to a woman : a lady who is f-ugly
Why wont you go out with my friend? She has a great personality!

Exactly,now fuck off!
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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piss rifle

The piss induced erection men wake up with,usualy after a few beers the night before.Second only to diamond in atomic rigidness it is impossible to bend down towards the toliet bowl for a hit and miss,forcing men to go walking the plank.
AKA: Dawn Horn,Morning Root,etc
Jesus christ,put that thing away you pervy little fuck!!

Sorry Mum,these boxers weren't built for piss rifles.
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
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ESS

Empty Sack Syndrome: After a long day of "self dicipline" infront of a few porn DVD's, the bloke goes to have one last one before going to sleep. He is suffering from ESS if all he manages to conjure forth is a grunt and a wince.
No need for a joe-bag love, got a lend of Charlies Anal's of one of the lads and ive got a bad case of ESS!
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
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