rzhhhh's definitions
One of the many ways of referring to the toilet
Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.
Variants include:
shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room
Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.
Variants include:
shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room
by rzhhhh November 20, 2011

r8
"rate"
In most cases it's just a contraction of Alright
Originates, possibly, from Northern England
1. adverb
Used to show agreement to a statement or instruction,
or to ask if another person agrees with a statement or
instruction.
Similar in use to "alright"
2. adverb
Used for additional emphasis
Like "very"
3. interjection
Used as a greeting, like hello
Also has the added benefit of asking "all right?" at the
same time
4. noun
Refers to the Audi R8. A sports car introduced by
German manufacturer Audi in 2006
"rate"
In most cases it's just a contraction of Alright
Originates, possibly, from Northern England
1. adverb
Used to show agreement to a statement or instruction,
or to ask if another person agrees with a statement or
instruction.
Similar in use to "alright"
2. adverb
Used for additional emphasis
Like "very"
3. interjection
Used as a greeting, like hello
Also has the added benefit of asking "all right?" at the
same time
4. noun
Refers to the Audi R8. A sports car introduced by
German manufacturer Audi in 2006
1.
Am comin wi u, r8 ?
2.
ur r8 gay, u mate
am a r8 plebb me
shes r8 fit, i'd shag her me. Like i did ya ma
3.
r8 lad?
4.
look at that sexual R8, wanna stick me nob in the exhaust
oh dear
Am comin wi u, r8 ?
2.
ur r8 gay, u mate
am a r8 plebb me
shes r8 fit, i'd shag her me. Like i did ya ma
3.
r8 lad?
4.
look at that sexual R8, wanna stick me nob in the exhaust
oh dear
by rzhhhh July 10, 2010

Morbo - noun
1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.
2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.
2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1.
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...
2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo: I will DESTROY you!
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...
2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo: I will DESTROY you!
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

Chebbed
A slightly less offensive way to say "fucked", not "fucked"
in the sexual sense but more in the screwed over sense.
Shares similarities with merked / murked but is slightly
less of a coony thing to say
A slightly less offensive way to say "fucked", not "fucked"
in the sexual sense but more in the screwed over sense.
Shares similarities with merked / murked but is slightly
less of a coony thing to say
Fayde appears from the shadows and proceeds to rape some poor Moon Queen...
1: What the fuck just happened? Where's all me health gone?
2: You just got fuckin chebbed
We're gettin chebbed, fall back!
Don't go over there, you'll get chebbed
He's gonna get chebbed
1: What the fuck just happened? Where's all me health gone?
2: You just got fuckin chebbed
We're gettin chebbed, fall back!
Don't go over there, you'll get chebbed
He's gonna get chebbed
by rzhhhh June 28, 2010

Plan Q
The French version of a friends with benefits arrangement.
Can also be referred to as:
Plan Baise
Plan Cul
The French version of a friends with benefits arrangement.
Can also be referred to as:
Plan Baise
Plan Cul
A: I heard you and Sara were a couple?
B: Nah she's just my Plan Q
A: Oh... My Plan Q is your ma
B: ....
B: Nah she's just my Plan Q
A: Oh... My Plan Q is your ma
B: ....
by rzhhhh May 9, 2011

Assence - noun
Any type of odour that contains distinct noticeable characteristics which indicate that the smell originated from the rear end of a person or animal.
The severity of the odour can be of any degree.
"Assence" is formed by merging the words "Ass" and "Essence".
An assence may be the result of: flatulence be it post coital or otherwise, a Rippee, excretion, dogs, pigs or other dirty animals etc....
Any type of odour that contains distinct noticeable characteristics which indicate that the smell originated from the rear end of a person or animal.
The severity of the odour can be of any degree.
"Assence" is formed by merging the words "Ass" and "Essence".
An assence may be the result of: flatulence be it post coital or otherwise, a Rippee, excretion, dogs, pigs or other dirty animals etc....
1: Remember that super hot chick from the dress shop? We had the most amazing date ever last night.
2: And?
1: We get back to her place and had the best sex I have ever had in my entire life, like intergalactic Avatar sex, I blew fireworks all over the wall.
2: And?
1: So afterwards we're lying there, basking in the afterglow when all of a sudden the entire place reeks. It reeks like a sewer in a bad neighbourhood where people only eat Indian food.
2: Now we're talking. Well, there can only be a few possible explanations for this and the first thing that comes to my mind is her vagina. Was it, like, rank dude?.
1: No!
2: That happens to chicks dude, that's why they invented the douche.
1: I thought they invented that so we had something to call you?
2: Very funny…
1: No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't her vagina. I have plenty of experience with rank vagina plus this odour has more of like an Ass Essence to it, an "Assence" if you will.
2: Was it you?
1: No bro, no way, not a chance. First off I never fart with a new chick until like the fourth date, third date maybe. Second off I have never in my life farted the smell of a rotten corpse. I would have to eat the corpse of a dead guy who just ate Indian food and then shit himself in order to fart a smell that bad.
Do you smell that assence?
You can smell an assence if you enter a toilet or restroom after someone had a dump.
Most noticeable in a club/bar or restaurant
2: And?
1: We get back to her place and had the best sex I have ever had in my entire life, like intergalactic Avatar sex, I blew fireworks all over the wall.
2: And?
1: So afterwards we're lying there, basking in the afterglow when all of a sudden the entire place reeks. It reeks like a sewer in a bad neighbourhood where people only eat Indian food.
2: Now we're talking. Well, there can only be a few possible explanations for this and the first thing that comes to my mind is her vagina. Was it, like, rank dude?.
1: No!
2: That happens to chicks dude, that's why they invented the douche.
1: I thought they invented that so we had something to call you?
2: Very funny…
1: No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't her vagina. I have plenty of experience with rank vagina plus this odour has more of like an Ass Essence to it, an "Assence" if you will.
2: Was it you?
1: No bro, no way, not a chance. First off I never fart with a new chick until like the fourth date, third date maybe. Second off I have never in my life farted the smell of a rotten corpse. I would have to eat the corpse of a dead guy who just ate Indian food and then shit himself in order to fart a smell that bad.
Do you smell that assence?
You can smell an assence if you enter a toilet or restroom after someone had a dump.
Most noticeable in a club/bar or restaurant
by rzhhhh November 23, 2011

A metaphor for big dick.
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
by rzhhhh April 9, 2011
