rzhhhh's definitions
Decepticunt
pronounced: d-sep-t-cunt
1. A female Transformer allied with the Decepticon faction.
2. A female who uses deceitful tactics or other masterful strategies to lure as many of the male species into her bedroom for the sole purpose of acquiring their money, drugs or semen.
Such a female may be alternatively referred to as a slut, whore, gold digger or succubus among many other nouns.
3. A female on the internet who uses images of another woman, usually a friend or unknown model, in order to lure sad little nerd virgins to her Palace of Love for sex.
Said poor little nerd will willingly obey as he is aware that he can get no better and will finally lose his virginity.
Said female is usually ugly or fat or a mixture of both resulting in fugly, generally the type of woman one would call an air strike on or man the harpoons.
pronounced: d-sep-t-cunt
1. A female Transformer allied with the Decepticon faction.
2. A female who uses deceitful tactics or other masterful strategies to lure as many of the male species into her bedroom for the sole purpose of acquiring their money, drugs or semen.
Such a female may be alternatively referred to as a slut, whore, gold digger or succubus among many other nouns.
3. A female on the internet who uses images of another woman, usually a friend or unknown model, in order to lure sad little nerd virgins to her Palace of Love for sex.
Said poor little nerd will willingly obey as he is aware that he can get no better and will finally lose his virginity.
Said female is usually ugly or fat or a mixture of both resulting in fugly, generally the type of woman one would call an air strike on or man the harpoons.
1. As of yet, I am unaware of any female Decepticons, but if one did exist, the following conversation would likely take place between the two Autobots known as Skids and Mudflap:
Skids: Dayum blud, (or oil, dunno which a robot would say),
did u see dat fyne piece of Chromium Alloy pussy ?!
Mudflap: With my own 2 eyes dawg, but dat hoe she a Decepticon,
u not see dat tatoo on her perfectly spherical booty?
Skids: Shieeeet negro! hoe's a decepticunt!
Mudflap lets out a hearty chuckle
Skids and Mudflap proceed to brofist, transform and then drive away.
2. Whenever a woman divorces a rich man, not very hard to find.
Usually also where ever you may see interracial dating, especially if the male is white.
3. Craigslist, /r9k/
Skids: Dayum blud, (or oil, dunno which a robot would say),
did u see dat fyne piece of Chromium Alloy pussy ?!
Mudflap: With my own 2 eyes dawg, but dat hoe she a Decepticon,
u not see dat tatoo on her perfectly spherical booty?
Skids: Shieeeet negro! hoe's a decepticunt!
Mudflap lets out a hearty chuckle
Skids and Mudflap proceed to brofist, transform and then drive away.
2. Whenever a woman divorces a rich man, not very hard to find.
Usually also where ever you may see interracial dating, especially if the male is white.
3. Craigslist, /r9k/
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Decepticuntmug. Demsix
Pronounced: d-em-six or dem-six
1. n.
A map on the, relatively, popular Quake series; dm6
It is known as "The Dark Zone"
Seen on: Quake 3, Quake 4 and Quake Live
2. n./adj.
Synonym for "retard"
3. n./adj.
A person who thinks (s)he's hot shit, the dogs bollocks, the bee's knees, the dog's body etc... But really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks (s)he has mad skills and goes hard, but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He think's (s)he's a master of the culinary arts, Iron Chef or Aiur Chef but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks that (s)he is ghetto/black when really (s)he is as pale as milk with extra milk and they are just a bitch.
In short: A person who is nothing more than a bitch.
Pronounced: d-em-six or dem-six
1. n.
A map on the, relatively, popular Quake series; dm6
It is known as "The Dark Zone"
Seen on: Quake 3, Quake 4 and Quake Live
2. n./adj.
Synonym for "retard"
3. n./adj.
A person who thinks (s)he's hot shit, the dogs bollocks, the bee's knees, the dog's body etc... But really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks (s)he has mad skills and goes hard, but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He think's (s)he's a master of the culinary arts, Iron Chef or Aiur Chef but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks that (s)he is ghetto/black when really (s)he is as pale as milk with extra milk and they are just a bitch.
In short: A person who is nothing more than a bitch.
1.
It's a map
2.
Look at that demsix, he thinks 1+1=3, how cute!
You are such a demsix
Stop being a demsix
Bunch of demsixes
If your intelligence quotient (IQ) is below 50; you are a demsix
Hey demsix
3.
A: OMG I just cooked Keftedes to perfection! I am a master of the culinary arts! You can call me Aiur Chef.
B: I'll call you Demsix because you're just a bitch
Demsix: Why am I so good and you're perma-bad?
Rizeh: Shut up mate, you're just a bitch
It's a map
2.
Look at that demsix, he thinks 1+1=3, how cute!
You are such a demsix
Stop being a demsix
Bunch of demsixes
If your intelligence quotient (IQ) is below 50; you are a demsix
Hey demsix
3.
A: OMG I just cooked Keftedes to perfection! I am a master of the culinary arts! You can call me Aiur Chef.
B: I'll call you Demsix because you're just a bitch
Demsix: Why am I so good and you're perma-bad?
Rizeh: Shut up mate, you're just a bitch
by rzhhhh November 13, 2011
Get the Demsixmug. Oxytocin
aka the "cuddle hormone"
It is an organic compound belonging to the carboxylic acid
functional group.
It also happens to be a hormone & neurotransmitter
Oxytocin is released during orgasm, social recognition
(i.e. making friends), bonding (when you start to fancy
that guy/girl you've been chatting with for the last God
knows how long), anxiety and a number of other relating
events.
This is where it gets its cuddle hormone nickname from.
It plays a large part in female reproduction where it
is released in large quantities during childbirth and
breastfeeding
It is also rumoured that eating dark chocolate slowly
can cause its release.
This may be why dark chocolate is considered an
aphrodisiac.
aka the "cuddle hormone"
It is an organic compound belonging to the carboxylic acid
functional group.
It also happens to be a hormone & neurotransmitter
Oxytocin is released during orgasm, social recognition
(i.e. making friends), bonding (when you start to fancy
that guy/girl you've been chatting with for the last God
knows how long), anxiety and a number of other relating
events.
This is where it gets its cuddle hormone nickname from.
It plays a large part in female reproduction where it
is released in large quantities during childbirth and
breastfeeding
It is also rumoured that eating dark chocolate slowly
can cause its release.
This may be why dark chocolate is considered an
aphrodisiac.
Oxytocin and it's many wonders:
Girl 1: I just ate some dark chocolate really slowly n had the most amazing orgasm!
Girl 2: looks like we don't need men any more LOL
Girl 1: I just ate some dark chocolate really slowly n had the most amazing orgasm!
Girl 2: looks like we don't need men any more LOL
by rzhhhh July 8, 2010
Get the Oxytocinmug. Rippee: Come on, it's time
Deano: 10mins
Rippee: Going for a Jimmy Fiddle?
Deano: Aye
I could do with a Jimmy Fiddle like...
Deano: 10mins
Rippee: Going for a Jimmy Fiddle?
Deano: Aye
I could do with a Jimmy Fiddle like...
by rzhhhh May 6, 2011
Get the Jimmy Fiddlemug. Plan Q
The French version of a friends with benefits arrangement.
Can also be referred to as:
Plan Baise
Plan Cul
The French version of a friends with benefits arrangement.
Can also be referred to as:
Plan Baise
Plan Cul
A: I heard you and Sara were a couple?
B: Nah she's just my Plan Q
A: Oh... My Plan Q is your ma
B: ....
B: Nah she's just my Plan Q
A: Oh... My Plan Q is your ma
B: ....
by rzhhhh May 9, 2011
Get the Plan Qmug. Nuclear Strike
1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.
2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.
2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. Strike Series:
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear
2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.
A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.
A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number
Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
A presses 3, phone rings.
Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.
hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc
Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear
2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.
A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.
A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number
Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
A presses 3, phone rings.
Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.
hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc
Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Nuclear Strikemug. Palace of Love
1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1.
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Palace of Lovemug.