richard's definitions

lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant

Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard

by Richard November 26, 2003

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005

schex

The term for reproduction and recreation "sex" pronounced in a form of Dutch accent.

See also: Austin Powers in Goldmember

Yesch, after we dansche with the clogsh it'sh time to get our schex on!

by Richard September 16, 2004

phazz

the man, superior, greater than all

that kid right there.. his name is phazz.. he's the fucking man!

by richard July 24, 2004

Stockton to Malone

words used by hot rod hundley after john stockton passes for an assist to karl malone who scores

did you see that stockton to malone pass last night?

by Richard December 31, 2003

Cello

A beautiful bowed, four stringed insrtument, played between the knees. it's in the tuning of C. it's strings are (from highest to lowest) A,D,G,C. it usually plays harmony or backround but is often featured in concertos and sonatas.

Yo-Yo Ma is a Cellist.
Rasputina is a band featuring 3 cellos.

by Richard February 3, 2004

Packi

Slang term for somebody who is from packistan unless you are a chav in which case it is anybody who is asian and not a chink (Chinese/Japanese person) often used in a racist way

...And then this fucking packi jumped my ass

by Richard November 25, 2004