richard's definitions

Kait

This person is truly the best thing that ever happened to me. She is my only true love, she is a perfect angel.

Kait is a walking, talking angel of mine.

by richard January 22, 2005

fat carl

a cunt head with no penis who bangs his little sister

you are such a fuck head fat carl

by richard February 13, 2005

Got Any Bread?

A Question That A Duck May Ask To A Butcher

Duck: Got Any Bread?
Butcher: No, This Is A Butchers! Piss Off or I will nail your beak to this counter
Duck: Got Any Nails?
Butcher: No
Duck: Got Any Bread???

by Richard November 25, 2004

zobb il-bahar

A bottom sea fish which looks like a man's penis

by Richard August 25, 2003

fagno

Urban term for a faggy indecissive bipolar male.

That guys a Fagno!

by richard June 30, 2004

brisvegas

Ironic yet affectionate term for the city of Brisbane, Australia (population nearing 1.7 million these days). It's also a city a lot of people - especially southerners - like to rag, however I personally love the place and consider the people to be intelligent and friendly, and the weather fantastic. There's nothing hick-like about this town. Perhaps there was in the Sir Joh era (circa 1980s), but certainly not anymore.

As far as I am aware, the term "Brisvegas" originated as an ironic association with Las Vegas, to pay out on Brissy's less-than-perfect nightlife scene and perhaps its general "things to do" factor (at the time). And yet, while meant to be an insult initially, recently Brisbanites have "reclaimed" the word, of sorts, as an endearing term for a city that, while not exactly being "where it's at" in any sense of the word, is still a pretty cool place to live.

Going home to Brisvegas this weekend.

by Richard December 22, 2003

French Laugh

A french laugh which is perfected by adam.

As England win against Austrailia in the Rugby World Cup, Adam does his french laugh!

by Richard November 24, 2003