richard's definitions

schnekin

A baked good.

In the film "The Bird Cage", the Nathan Lane character patronizes a bakery and samples the "schneckin". No off-color meaning is intended in that scene.

by richard October 2, 2003

jostin

Welsh (well, not welsh language) word for farmers.

This place is full of jostins!

by Richard August 13, 2004

choda soda

when the area between your balls and your ass gets a sweaty and forms "soda"

fuck, it's hot out...theres coda soda leaking through my pants.

by richard November 2, 2003

whow

mixture of wow and how, used only where both are appropriate.

"I just ate a whole wheel of cheese."

"WHOW!?"

by Richard June 19, 2006

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005

hekko

A hilarious re-interpretation of the standard greeting 'hello'.

"Hekko Emily!"
"Hekko Dave!"

by Richard September 9, 2004

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004