mikey's definitions

flid

a word me andrew robbed off of people from the didcot wave!!!! meaning idiot/twat

fuck you, you flid!/i'ma kill you, you flid

by mikey February 21, 2005

abuga-buga

A slang word spoken to children, typically used as a nonsensical method of cheering them up when they're crying. Often can be followed by other slang words. See examples.

"abuga-buga boo coochie coochie coo."

"abuga-buga boo, you're such cute wittle baby."

by Mikey September 16, 2004

kick in the nuts

it hurts, you fall down and cant get up

lads fear a kick in the nuts from their girlfriends

by mikey June 20, 2003

crib

residence; often located in one's hood

Damn, bitch, get yo fly ass over to my crib!

by Mikey March 23, 2003

frieze

A squirrely young virgin (male) who often spends his days diving for oysters and gets no oral in return from his greedy but beatiful lover. Suffering from immense sexual frustration, he often relieves himself with excessive, chafing masturbation.

Hey Frieze, quit d-jackin, man. Your wang's going to fall off.

Oh man, frieze. That skank blue-balled you again, huh?

by Mikey July 11, 2003

Ricer

Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.

One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"

by Mikey August 19, 2003

hillbillyshitkicker

A person under the nick name of hillbilly who goes round kicking shit. Can be related to scouts summercamp's where there is a hike and people called ollie kick big piles of horse shit in the middle of the road. also a great insult.

'your a hillbillyshitkicker,stu,ha ha'

by Mikey November 6, 2004