meg's definitions

fefe dobson

An awesome rock singer with great talent and an amazing voice unlike that whore jessica simpson

better than most "singers" out there

by meg February 19, 2005

flutophone

o flute and a phone put together

during my band concert, my flutophone started to ring.

by meg April 19, 2005

that's the way the cookie crumbles

it can mean, "that's life" or "that's how it goes" at the end of a conversation about bad things.

"My dog died last night, and then I broke a nail."
"That's the way the cookie crumbles, honey!"

by Meg May 26, 2004

natch

n. One who is a slutty dirty skanky hoe // Natcher: One who steals something

You natchy comff natcher

by Meg January 1, 2005

axe

axe is the scent of arousal. it is comprised entirely of pheromones and it kills my cool facade of indifference toward the opposite sex.

'course, the catch is that i have to already like you to find it attractive on you.

when he lifts his shirt to rub his tummy it arouses me beyond control, but when the scent of axe assaults me, i fall, weak-kneed, into his crotch. naked.

by Meg September 12, 2004

Straddle

A quicker way of moseying to class

We best straddle off to class before we're late.

by Meg May 12, 2004

Pory

(noun) A stunning creature of high intelligence that enjoys devouring stupid humans.

Haha, that Pory just ate your mom!

by Meg April 10, 2003