96 definitions by meg

assholedry

the quality of being an asshole; behaving in the manner of an asshole

People who lean on their horns in a traffic jam in the hopes of the honking clearing traffic demonstrate their inate assholedry.

by meg May 25, 2004

flutophone

o flute and a phone put together

during my band concert, my flutophone started to ring.

by meg April 19, 2005

punch of david

A very strong punch. can knock a big man down in seconds.

This originated from tennessee.Martial Arts was a whole different experience in the south than from a lot of parts in the US. similar to brazian Zui Zitsu style.

The arrogant talk of the racist came to an end with one skilled punch of david.

by meg April 15, 2005

bimingme

An angry way to say that people are constantly IMing you.

Why people always bimingme lol!

by meg January 2, 2004

two

the numbers of fingers highly favored for fingering.

He fingered her with two fingers.

by meg December 13, 2003

Monty Python

A TV Show of actors who do the most random things on the shows. Also made 3 movies: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", and "The Meaning of Life". Very good stress booster.

You silly kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnights!

by meg August 28, 2003

bbj

mostly used by young teens, meaning birthday blow-job. (a sexual birthday present)

"she's giving him a bbj for his 15th birthday."

by meg December 26, 2005