Definitions by hugh G. Rection

Varigated 

These breeds of people spawn from the decendants of the greek gods. They are known to inhabit damp dark corners of the Mediterranean penesual. Also this lineage can be traced down to modern day Spurg dwellers. Slaving away on their computers.

Look at that kid. I SWEAR he was varigated.

Varigated by Hugh G. Rection April 17, 2015

Gatling Gun 

To let go several farts in a continuous stream. Its not like whe u let go a long deep fart, but rather its like a sucession of smaller farts.

Ahh I just let go a Gatling Gun

Gatling Gun by Hugh G. Rection December 28, 2005

saunch 

The Saunch is the removed 4-skin of the males penis.

Derreck Krause ate his own saunch, after he was pumped full of steroids.

saunch by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005

hebrew 

he brew; manly beer; aka Budweiser or Heinekin

yo, rebrew me a hebrew

hebrew by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005

alpha chi obesa 

The sorority of Alpha Chi Omega, who used to be hot, but then they got fat. God Damn.

Those bitches in AXO are fucking fat now, they are forever known as Alpha Chi Obesa.

alpha chi obesa by Hugh G. Rection March 24, 2005

Arwen 

Aragorn's elven chick.
Some LOTR so-called fans argue endlessly over Peter Jackson's decision to make her more relevant in his masterpiece films, but its just because:
a) They are morons and they can't tell their assholes from a hole in the ground.
b) They are gay and they'd rather see more of Eomer without his mail shirt.

Jay: Hey dude, ive made a copy of the full extended version of LOTR and edited out the parts where that fucking Arwen chick appears!
Silent Bob: No shit asshole? When do YOU start filming the Silmarillion?

Arwen by Hugh G. Rection March 4, 2005

dumpcake

the one person in a group that always gets picked on by the others in a joking mannar

-"you guys are real assholes to brian"

-"no, its fine, hes just a dumpcake"

dumpcake by Hugh G. Rection November 28, 2004