Definitions by head of penguinisation

b3ta'ian 

a mamber of the coveted society of b3ta.com

as in: whoa check out dave, hes a real b3ta'ian

b3ta'ian by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

clerks 

either: the movie in which the comedy duo jay and silent bob were born,

or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's

as in : clerks is a kick-ass movie

or
" man that clerk at the counter is such a ass-cock muncher"

clerks by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

bobbitisation 

the procedure of cutting the sexual organs from a man with a rusty knife without previous training while he sleeps.

whoa, check out that girl.. does she look like a dead cert for a bobbitisation freak or what?

bobbitisation by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004

penguinisation 

the act of converting an animal into a penguin via a horrifc and many-bladed machine.

as in: where is my puppy mom?
im sorry honey, the ministry of penguinisation took him away and converted him.
(mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

penguinisation by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004