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1: The victorious feeling emos get from generating a lot of pity or attention through crying, whining, etc.
2: The heady rush of adrenaline masochists get from being in pain.
2: The heady rush of adrenaline masochists get from being in pain.
Student 1: Why do the emos always come from the counselor smiling?
Student 2: They're having emogasms from all the attention.
Sharon had an intense emogasm when she cut "pain" into her arm with a razor blade.
Student 2: They're having emogasms from all the attention.
Sharon had an intense emogasm when she cut "pain" into her arm with a razor blade.
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 24, 2009
Get the emogasm mug.1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010
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