bob beeflips's definitions

Death to my enemies!

Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.

Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.

(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!

by bob beeflips June 25, 2009

Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.

Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.

by bob beeflips September 11, 2014

potty mail

Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.

Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.

by bob beeflips October 4, 2012

pawtograph

An animal's autograph.

So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.

by bob beeflips June 9, 2011

Bebuddah

Something to be scared out of, instead of "bejesus."

Housing prices scare the bebuddah out of me.

by bob beeflips December 20, 2010

fastword

A method of using a random but memorable three word combination to quickly remember multiple passwords.

Paul: I once spilled a Slushy on a friend named Beth at a U2 concert, so now my fastword for my bank is u2bethslushy, my facebook is u2slushybeth and iTunes is slushybethU2.
Ringo: Genius!

by bob beeflips July 1, 2011

LMNT

texting for "elementy". It's a feeling one gets when a site - bowling alley, bar, shopping center - is overwhelmed by "a certain element."

J: r u still @ Bowl-Hi?
T: Nah we left after youth bowling. its a little too LMNT for me

by bob beeflips March 27, 2010