Petitza

pro. pa-TEET-za. A small piece of pizza.

Mac: Who'd like a slice?
Mom: Not much for me - just a petitza.

by bob beeflips August 25, 2009

Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

Cool. Cool-cool-cool

An irony-proof phrase uttered by Abed on Community, denoting that something is so cool, it's "Who's the Boss" cool.

Prof. Sheffield: I have a wonderful idea. Why don't you teach the next class on "Who's the Boss" so that you can share your open mind with everyone in class.
Abed: Cool. Cool-cool-cool.

by bob beeflips May 10, 2011

pawtograph

An animal's autograph.

So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.

by bob beeflips June 09, 2011

bark fight

When two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.

Pug: arf!
Peke: rarf! rarf!
German Shepherd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(pause)
Pug: arf!
(translation)
Pug: My master is best!
Peke: You're wrong - my master is best!
German Shepherd: MINE! MINE! MINE!
(pause)
Pug: I have won the bark fight.

by bob beeflips September 02, 2009

mano-womano

A verbal clash between male and female. Pronounced like the Spanish/Italian phrase "mano-a-mano."

T: Did you see Nicole and and Jared last night? I thought they were going to come to blows over Oregon versus Big Train chai.
B: Yep, that was epic mano-womano.

by bob beeflips October 19, 2009

material

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.

Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.

by bob beeflips August 23, 2009