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by bob beeflips May 5, 2010
Get the nonions mug.Standing at a dance; see, junior high dances where one intends not to dance, but stand around talking to friends over obnoxious music.
Lindsey: Shelby, are you going to the 9th grade dance tonight?
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.
by bob beeflips June 17, 2009
Get the Stance mug.Jeff Sessions was a Retrumplican before anyone else.
Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.
Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.
by bob beeflips April 27, 2017
Get the Retrumplican mug.The act of pulling a single ear bud out, so that you can continue to listen to your music while starting a relatively unimportant conversation. Based on the Shakespeare quote, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."
T: Here comes that annoying JW.
B (listening to ipod): What?
T: Jesse White is coming. She's always talking about her stupid vegetarian phase.
B: I'm in the middle of "The Nazz," by Lord Buckley, but I guess I'll rent an ear.
B (listening to ipod): What?
T: Jesse White is coming. She's always talking about her stupid vegetarian phase.
B: I'm in the middle of "The Nazz," by Lord Buckley, but I guess I'll rent an ear.
by bob beeflips May 11, 2010
Get the rent an ear mug.Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.
Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
by bob beeflips October 4, 2012
Get the potty mail mug.Spam: True manhood is renewable at any age √ make sure yourself.
Bob: I think what that means is that I can decide each day to recreate myself as a real man.
Beeflips: Ah, I see you've been drinking from the deep well of spamdom.
Bob: I think what that means is that I can decide each day to recreate myself as a real man.
Beeflips: Ah, I see you've been drinking from the deep well of spamdom.
by bob beeflips June 6, 2009
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