bark fight

When two or more dogs in a neighborhood engage in a seemingly endless vocal argument.

Pug: arf!
Peke: rarf! rarf!
German Shepherd: WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
(pause)
Pug: arf!
(translation)
Pug: My master is best!
Peke: You're wrong - my master is best!
German Shepherd: MINE! MINE! MINE!
(pause)
Pug: I have won the bark fight.

by bob beeflips September 02, 2009

Retrumplican

1) A Trump Republican.

2) A Republican who is linked to Trump, whether they want to be or not.

Jeff Sessions was a Retrumplican before anyone else.

Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.

by bob beeflips April 28, 2017

Petitza

pro. pa-TEET-za. A small piece of pizza.

Mac: Who'd like a slice?
Mom: Not much for me - just a petitza.

by bob beeflips August 26, 2009

LMNT

texting for "elementy". It's a feeling one gets when a site - bowling alley, bar, shopping center - is overwhelmed by "a certain element."

J: r u still @ Bowl-Hi?
T: Nah we left after youth bowling. its a little too LMNT for me

by bob beeflips March 27, 2010

material

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.

Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.

by bob beeflips August 24, 2009

mano-womano

A verbal clash between male and female. Pronounced like the Spanish/Italian phrase "mano-a-mano."

T: Did you see Nicole and and Jared last night? I thought they were going to come to blows over Oregon versus Big Train chai.
B: Yep, that was epic mano-womano.

by bob beeflips October 19, 2009

pawtograph

An animal's autograph.

So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.

by bob beeflips May 16, 2011