Definitions by bob beeflips
chain talker
Someone who refuses to shut the fuck up.
Emma: So then anyway, the point of the story is that I ran into DeNiro on the subway did you see his movie Meet the Fockers it’s his best movie...
Savoy: it’s really hard to get a word in edgewise.
Tim: yeah she’s a chain talker.
Savoy: it’s really hard to get a word in edgewise.
Tim: yeah she’s a chain talker.
chain talker by bob beeflips June 4, 2018
Pardon my American
This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.
Pardon my American by bob beeflips January 22, 2018
Retrumplican
Jeff Sessions was a Retrumplican before anyone else.
Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.
Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.
Retrumplican by bob beeflips April 27, 2017
Nothing but flush
The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
Nothing but flush by bob beeflips September 11, 2014
potty mail
Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.
Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
potty mail by bob beeflips October 4, 2012
Fart Thirty
At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.
The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!
(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)
(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)
Fart Thirty by bob beeflips November 16, 2011
fastword
A method of using a random but memorable three word combination to quickly remember multiple passwords.
Paul: I once spilled a Slushy on a friend named Beth at a U2 concert, so now my fastword for my bank is u2bethslushy, my facebook is u2slushybeth and iTunes is slushybethU2.
Ringo: Genius!
Ringo: Genius!
fastword by bob beeflips July 1, 2011