bob beeflips's definitions

chain talker

Someone who refuses to shut the fuck up.

Emma: So then anyway, the point of the story is that I ran into DeNiro on the subway did you see his movie Meet the Fockers it’s his best movie...
Savoy: it’s really hard to get a word in edgewise.
Tim: yeah she’s a chain talker.

by bob beeflips June 4, 2018

Retrumplican

1) A Trump Republican.

2) A Republican who is linked to Trump, whether they want to be or not.

Jeff Sessions was a Retrumplican before anyone else.

Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.

by bob beeflips April 27, 2017

potty mail

Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.

Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.

by bob beeflips October 4, 2012

spamdom

Unintentional wisdom found in the subject line of Spam.

Spam: True manhood is renewable at any age √ make sure yourself.
Bob: I think what that means is that I can decide each day to recreate myself as a real man.
Beeflips: Ah, I see you've been drinking from the deep well of spamdom.

by bob beeflips June 6, 2009

pawtograph

An animal's autograph.

So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.

by bob beeflips June 9, 2011

Bebuddah

Something to be scared out of, instead of "bejesus."

Housing prices scare the bebuddah out of me.

by bob beeflips December 20, 2010

sol

Scoff Out Loud, ala lol, especially when you receive an absolutely pointless text.

Tyler: Wen is Christmas this year?
Tim: sol

by bob beeflips December 1, 2009