barry's definitions

McGunit

Tim Smith, the one and only McGunit

Whassup McGunit?

by Barry June 3, 2004

Klarky Kat

Ketamine (drug)

"Lets get semi dimensional on klarky kat!"

by Barry January 30, 2004

fo' shizzle my nizzle

1. A polite and well meaning colloquialism. This phrase gained popularity when famed rapper/pornographer/movie star Snoop Dogg started using it and other words containing the suffix "izzle" or "izzy."

2. To informally aquiesce or agree with someone whom you consider an affable peer.

My friend Tim was like, "Whassup Dog, are you going to the game tonight?" I responded "Fo' Shizzle my nizzle" in the pitch of a tenor.

by Barry February 12, 2004

bar

To get an erection.

Blimey, she gave me the hardest bar, I had to get a cold spoon and smack it!

by Barry October 18, 2003

Print

Used to mean 'more, more!' Originally used to mean print more copies of useless crap while in a lesson at school, to waste time.

Teacher: Today we will learn algebra.
Student: PRINT!

by Barry June 4, 2004

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004