barry's definitions

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Whey

Can mean absolutely anything. Whey! See, just said it, didn't mean much!

Dave: I found a pound!
Jimbo McLarry: Whey!

Mum: Supper's nearly ready!
Boy: Whey!

by Barry June 4, 2004

bundle

10 bags of heroin

bag = a small bag the size of your pinky nail or smaller for 10-25$

by barry October 17, 2003

broadzilla

A mormon girl who hits buses with her car.

Broadzilla, broadzilla, she comes to save the, save the day
Broadzilla, broadzilla, she comes to preach her mormon ways

by barry December 12, 2003

Give it 5!

When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!

Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!

by Barry June 4, 2004

flotar

the area between your balls and your corn hole

My flotar is really sweaty after having sex.

by barry April 8, 2003

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004