barry's definitions

smudelicious

Having to do strongly with Smude, i.e. extremely attractive.

I don't think you're ready for this jelly
My body too smudelicious for you baby

by barry December 12, 2003

the man from del monte

the man from del monte is a man..... from the company del monte. this man is a real man who travels to the furthest corners of the world to select the greatest oragnges and other produce for his fruit juices. upon seeing them, he says "yes".

He is a real man, and not a concocted effegiy to sell fruit juices. see also Mr Kipling

the man from del monte - he say yes

by Barry June 11, 2006

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Whey

Can mean absolutely anything. Whey! See, just said it, didn't mean much!

Dave: I found a pound!
Jimbo McLarry: Whey!

Mum: Supper's nearly ready!
Boy: Whey!

by Barry June 4, 2004

crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.

James is from the crroked letter

by Barry April 6, 2004

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

bainsey

a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey

by barry August 27, 2003