barry's definitions

Klarky Kat

Ketamine (drug)

"Lets get semi dimensional on klarky kat!"

by Barry January 30, 2004

bar

To get an erection.

Blimey, she gave me the hardest bar, I had to get a cold spoon and smack it!

by Barry October 18, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

1. A polite and well meaning colloquialism. This phrase gained popularity when famed rapper/pornographer/movie star Snoop Dogg started using it and other words containing the suffix "izzle" or "izzy."

2. To informally aquiesce or agree with someone whom you consider an affable peer.

My friend Tim was like, "Whassup Dog, are you going to the game tonight?" I responded "Fo' Shizzle my nizzle" in the pitch of a tenor.

by Barry February 12, 2004

Print

Used to mean 'more, more!' Originally used to mean print more copies of useless crap while in a lesson at school, to waste time.

Teacher: Today we will learn algebra.
Student: PRINT!

by Barry June 4, 2004

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003