barry's definitions

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.

James is from the crroked letter

by Barry April 6, 2004

bainsey

a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey

by barry August 27, 2003

Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!

Elton John and lover

by Barry October 24, 2003

Print

Used to mean 'more, more!' Originally used to mean print more copies of useless crap while in a lesson at school, to waste time.

Teacher: Today we will learn algebra.
Student: PRINT!

by Barry June 4, 2004

Klarky Kat

Ketamine (drug)

"Lets get semi dimensional on klarky kat!"

by Barry January 30, 2004