barry's definitions

crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.

James is from the crroked letter

by Barry April 6, 2004

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

borange

Definition: Stuffed up,
In the early 70's there was an add for (I think) Miranda Orange Drink. It was about an Orange who was so proud to be going into this drink. The add was supposed to be him coming out onto the stage to say "IT MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AN ORANGE" But instead he was so nervous that he came out and said "IT PRAKES ME MOUD TO BE A BORANGE" So he stuffed up

So when you get it wrong, "Oh Ive made a right Borange of myself

by Barry January 6, 2005

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Whey

Can mean absolutely anything. Whey! See, just said it, didn't mean much!

Dave: I found a pound!
Jimbo McLarry: Whey!

Mum: Supper's nearly ready!
Boy: Whey!

by Barry June 4, 2004

skimo

vaginal discharge

Suzie's skirt was full of crusted skimo.

by Barry March 9, 2003