barry's definitions

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Whey

Can mean absolutely anything. Whey! See, just said it, didn't mean much!

Dave: I found a pound!
Jimbo McLarry: Whey!

Mum: Supper's nearly ready!
Boy: Whey!

by Barry June 4, 2004

skimo

vaginal discharge

Suzie's skirt was full of crusted skimo.

by Barry March 9, 2003

flake

flake cocaine

i got some dank ass flake off joe last week

by barry October 17, 2003

MJ Ankles

Because he is both an MC AND a DJ, that's where the MJ part comes from. This kid wears ludicrously short ankle-swingers, hence Ankles.

Hey MJ, your ankles must be cold, buy some ankle-warmers!

by Barry June 4, 2004