balls deep

When the penis is so far in the vagina, the balls are the only thing on the surface.
Rob kept thrusting till his testicles hit her ass. He was balls deep and kept thrusting, but only with much more force.
by Well, shit. December 23, 2017
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masturbate

To stimulate the genitals for a jolt of pleasure (orgasm).
John wanted to masturbate, so he clicked on the computer in the darkly lit room. He typed “porn hub” into the search bar and took off his jeans. He quickly took off his boxers and let his dick feel the fresh air. He clicked the most popular result and started watching the porn.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.

He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
by Well, shit. December 22, 2017
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ho

Someone who will have sex with anyone, in hopes of making them either popular or money.
Amber felt horny at school. She excused herself to the bathroom and masturbated. She felt more and more wet. The bi school ho burst through the door. She saw Amber and drunkenly said “HELLOoOOoOoO horny!” Before Amber could react, she grabbed her and dragged her to the abandoned library.

She greedily ripped off of all Amber’s clothing and started making out with her. She stole some handcuffs (her sugar daddy was a police officer) and handcuffed both her hands to a railing. She heard the class bell ring and she took out some vibrators. She slid one in Amber’s ass, her screaming with pain. Tears filled her eyes. She then fit one in her cunt. Then she left her there.

During the night, she squirmed and moaned with her horny pussy dripping. She cummed eleven times that night. The next morning, the ho came back. She massaged her boobs and kept the dildos in her. The ho ate her out and Amber freaked out. This went on for two weeks.
by Well, shit. December 30, 2017
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milk raped

When a woman sticks her breast forcefully in someone’s mouth and the victim has to “milk” her.
milk raped.

Dean was strapped to the chair. He was blindfolded and naked, and couldn’t move. The abandoned warehouse was Dean’s new home. Somebody walked in, and stuck her boob in his mouth. His sounds were muffled and it only pleasured the woman more. He felt something penetrated his ass and thrust in and out, tearing it. He felt a cock enter his mouth and he was forced to suck it of. The man had cummed in his mouth and was forced to swallow. They all left the room, but little did Dean know, he was being used as a male hooker.
by Well, shit. February 03, 2018
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blowjob

Sucking sensation on the penis for an orgasm.
Matt heard his mom shut the door behind her. He raced to the utility closet and got out the vacuum cleaner. He quickly took off his pants and boxers. His penis felt the fresh air. Matt had a boner. He plugged in the vacuum and switched it on.

He jammed his dick and ballsack into the nozzle and felt it suck. The setting was in the middle. He felt pleasure throughout his body. The blowjob felt amazing. He moaned and groaned. His penis became heavily coated with precum. He felt the head become heavy and swollen.

He let out a moan as he released jizz all inside the nozzle. Pleasure tingled in his cock. His penis let out lots of cum. He then decided to put it on maximum. It was so good. His cock and ballsack were covered with jizz and he loved the hard suck.

He became flaccid, and the vacuum cleaner was still sucking, so Matt went to switch it off. He was too far from the switch, so he tried taking out his penis. The vacuum cleaner was too strong. His balls started to ache. His penis was being stretched so much, it hurt. Cold air rushed and hit his balls. His genitals were being sucked on so hard, they were stuck. He fell to the ground, unable to get up.

He was stuck for about an hour now, and his balls were hurting so bad. His dick was numb and flaccid. He was trapped in the blowjob. His testicles were red and blotchy. His genitals were droopy and semen covered. The vacuum cleaner didn’t stop sucking. It even felt as it sucked harder every minute.
by Well, shit. December 23, 2017
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Forced Pleasure

when one is strapped in a position where said sex machine (or genitals) penetrate the ofirice where they cannot get out.
Jack went over to his friend’s house to hang out, but not five seconds when he stepped in, he saw darkness. He felt his clothes being stripped off. He felt a rope tangle around his limbs separately, and his dick. He felt a sack come off his head. The room was dimly lit and he looked behind him. A dildo entered his ass and it went six inches in his tight ass. It hurt so much, and the dildo slid in faster. He felt a vacuum connect to his dick and he felt a hard suck. This went on for an hour. He is now gay.

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by Well, shit. March 02, 2018
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hot sauce condom

A risky (but kinky) activity with the male wearing two condoms with hot sauce in between them. A successful act is when it doesn’t break, but when one breaks, either the hot sauce leaks into the woman, or the man causing horrible pain but also the excitement of risk.
Marv prepared the hot sauce condom and went to fucking Lucy. They were into kinky stuff, so the hot sauce condom was a regular thing. Marv thrusted Lucy hard, over and over. UHHH! HARDER! HARDERRRR! YESSS! Marv gave it all he got until the condom broke on his end. He didn’t feel it at first, but when he felt pain, he knew something was wrong. He was about to orgasm when he pulled out. He yelled in pain. “Ow, my dick!” He rushed to the bathroom to wash off the hot sauce. It burned his dick and he clutched it in pain. Then the blue balls syndrome hit him. His balls dragged across the carpet as he attempted to crawl away.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
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