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*Damn girl,* are you from Tennessee? Well you’re the only ten year old I see!
*Damn girl,* did you fall from heaven? Because you look like your face broke in eighteen places.
*Damn girl,* I just lost my phone number, and my social security details.
*Damn girl,* do you have an oxygen mask? Because I’m FUCKING DYING
*Damn girl,* I’m new here, can you give me directions to the nearest AA meeting?
*Damn girl,* if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put D, I, C, K, and S together.
*Damn girl,* is it hot in here, or is it just climate change?
*Damn girl,* are you tired? Because I slashed your tires.
*Damn girl,* lucky I have my library card so I can slit your neck!
*Damn girl,* did you fall from heaven? Because you look like your face broke in eighteen places.
*Damn girl,* I just lost my phone number, and my social security details.
*Damn girl,* do you have an oxygen mask? Because I’m FUCKING DYING
*Damn girl,* I’m new here, can you give me directions to the nearest AA meeting?
*Damn girl,* if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put D, I, C, K, and S together.
*Damn girl,* is it hot in here, or is it just climate change?
*Damn girl,* are you tired? Because I slashed your tires.
*Damn girl,* lucky I have my library card so I can slit your neck!
by Well, shit. April 22, 2018
Get the Damn girl, mug.a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
Get the blue balls tease mug.A dare/punishment where you must have sex with a snowman, naked. The action may go on for 20-30 minutes.
Jack was playing beer pong at his friend’s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldn’t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowman’s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowman’s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.
by Well, shit. December 23, 2017
Get the snowman sex mug.Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.
by Well, shit. April 22, 2018
Get the teabag mug.when one is strapped in a position where said sex machine (or genitals) penetrate the ofirice where they cannot get out.
Jack went over to his friend’s house to hang out, but not five seconds when he stepped in, he saw darkness. He felt his clothes being stripped off. He felt a rope tangle around his limbs separately, and his dick. He felt a sack come off his head. The room was dimly lit and he looked behind him. A dildo entered his ass and it went six inches in his tight ass. It hurt so much, and the dildo slid in faster. He felt a vacuum connect to his dick and he felt a hard suck. This went on for an hour. He is now gay.
Forced Pleasure
Forced Pleasure
by Well, shit. March 2, 2018
Get the Forced Pleasure mug.John wanted to masturbate, so he clicked on the computer in the darkly lit room. He typed “porn hub” into the search bar and took off his jeans. He quickly took off his boxers and let his dick feel the fresh air. He clicked the most popular result and started watching the porn.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.
He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
He felt his dick harden when he got to the sex. He felt aroused, so he started to wank. It filled him up with pleasure. The head of his dick became covered with precum and he started wanking faster. It felt so good to him. He started to stroke it and rub it. His penis was dripping with precum.
He felt his dick become heavy and the head full. The threesome on the screen were arousing John even more. John let out a deep moan of pleasure and a hot stream of jizz sprayed out of his member. Semen covered his lap, as his dick bobbled around to let out a few more spurts of cum. He kept wanking, then his door opened. John was so scared, he almost ripped his dick off.
His dick layed flaccid across his naked legs, then he walked to the bathroom, his legs coated with semen.
by Well, shit. December 21, 2017
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2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.
2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.
1) Fred saw Darcie’s perfect ass sway with each step. He was naked and aroused. Behind the bushes, he saw his boner. He started stroking it for immense pleasure. He let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. Darcie peered around the bush and saw naked Fred. “Boner creep!” she yelled. She kicked him in the balls.
2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.
2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.
by Well, shit. April 21, 2018
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