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AS VAL

A 9x39 subsonic Assault rifle made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. It is based on the VSS Vintorez, another gun made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. Like many other soviet guns.

AS VAL has only 10-20 rounds in clip.
It's magazine dumbass stupid idiot.

by Veteran Bandit November 17, 2020

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A short film created in 1932 starring Charlie Chapman that tells the story of a man named Joe Simmons who goes to a pub to drown out his sorrows. Charlie Chapman playing as himself goes up to Joe and asks what's wrong. Joe replies "It's the word Charlie I don't know what it means!" Charlie obvious confused, then asks "Well what word?" Joe replies "Watermelon Sugar! The word has been drowned out into obscurity when a bunch of definitions were made of it! The word has been trending for years at the top of the word trending list on Urban Dictionary! I don't know what it means and I still have yet to know!" Charlie then says "Hey calm down for a second. Here, why don't yah tell me you're name and we can sort this whole thing out." Joe says "The names Joe." Charlie asks "Joe who?" Joe Simmons immediately snaps up out of his seat and shouts "Joe mama!" Charlie rushes in behind the counter and grabs the 12 gauge double barrel shotgun and nails Joe in the head. The audience then laughs and the movie ends.

Watermelon Sugar, Mason what does it mean?
It's no use, we're out of time. We're at Defcon 2!
Not yet, I've got one more card to play.

by Veteran Bandit June 3, 2021

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I've Got Time, But No Money

The first song created by the legendary band Kino.

I've Got Time, But No Money sounds quite nice

by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021

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Libtard

Whenever a liberal makes themselves look reasonable by using "facts" and "logic" in an argument against someone on the right side of the political spectrum by making the other person mad and showing how "calm" they are in the argument. If this doesn't work, libtards usually start getting angry themselves and using derogatory words against the opposition as a last ditch attempt to hide how mad they are themselves until they just stop replying. They all believe that republicans are just 48 year old racist, sexist, and homophobic men whenever they are a lot of teenagers and young adults are republicans. Either way, if someone is on a side of the political spectrum that they believe in, then you aren't going to convince them to change so arguing is useless except making both parties look bad.

TL;DR stop shitting on each others political beliefs and shut the fuck up (p.s yes I am throwing shade at the Democrats because this site is basically ran by them and anything supporting right leaning parties or trump no matter how neutral get disliked to hell so yeah)

Example of a libtard
R: LIBTARDS ARE ASS CRACK
L: Actually according to my assessment, there are more LGBT liberals than republicans so stating liberals are "ass" is factual
R: Me stating liberals are ass is supposed to be offensive because the term "ass crack" is meant to represent the taste of the anus which doesn't taste good because of the stool contents and ferocious smell
-Alternate Endings-
1. L: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY *stops replying*
2. L: I see I have made a mistake in my assumption that "ass crack" can be used in a supporting way. I apologize for the confusion or anger I may have caused. Have a good day.
R: I agree and accept your apology as I vow to apologize as well for insulting your political ideologies and beliefs. I am a changed person now and I wish good luck to come to you.

by Veteran Bandit December 1, 2020

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