Veteran Bandit's definitions

coom

The sticky, white stuff your mom ate for breakfast

I coomed into your moms cereal

by Veteran Bandit April 13, 2021

AS VAL

A 9x39 subsonic Assault rifle made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. It is based on the VSS Vintorez, another gun made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. Like many other soviet guns.

AS VAL has only 10-20 rounds in clip.
It's magazine dumbass stupid idiot.

by Veteran Bandit November 17, 2020

Killa

A scav boss in the game Escape from Tarkov. He's located on the map Interchange, where himself and his scav guards harass all PMC and scav players. He sprays his RPK-16 at anything that moves and throws a bunch of grenades when in combat. He has some pretty good loot if you manage to kill him.

"I killed killa while he was eating chips."
"Ok."

by Veteran Bandit September 23, 2020

fuck shit nigger bitch

When your really mad so you swear, but your're in poetry class.

*stubs toe*
"Fuck shit nigger bitch!?!"

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020

Anti-Material

A rifle bullet so badass they had to name it something more appropriate so the newbies don't use it for target practice

The .50 BMG ain't a sniper round it's a godamn Anti-Material shell

by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021

3

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Wait.. what?

43

by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021

Benis

A small village in North West Iran. 1,609 People live there as of 2016 and the population just grows like any other town or village.

"Have you heard of Benis?"
"You mean Penis?"
"No you fucking imbecile."

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020