Veteran Bandit's definitions

Reshala

A dumb idiot Scav Boss from the game, Escape from Tarkov. He usually spawns at the gas station on the map Dorms and he's pretty hard to defeat, especially with his bodyguards.

"Have you heard of Reshala? Yeah I killed him with a TOZ."
"Stop lying dumbass, his bodyguards can wipe a scav in a millisecond."

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020

RTX 2080 Max-Q Mobile

Practically an RTX 2060 or a dumb and smaller version of the RTX 2080. It's meant for overpriced laptops

I got an RTX 2080 Max-Q Mobile and it's pretty good
Dude you could've built a PC with better specs and save 200+ dollars and just buy a regular laptop for other things
WELL NOW I CAN MOVE IT PLACES AND OVERHEAT THE CPU SO SUCK IT!!

by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021

Lyube

A Russian rock band that started back in the late 80s. Mainly focuses on military, folk, mixed in with a little rock. A few of the band members have died since then, pretty crazy huh. The most popular songs are: Kombat (not meaning "combat" more leaning towards "commandant"), Don't fool around America!, Soldat, Давай за (davai za), and Atas.

Putin listens to Lyube

by Veteran Bandit December 1, 2020

AS VAL

A 9x39 subsonic Assault rifle made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. It is based on the VSS Vintorez, another gun made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. Like many other soviet guns.

AS VAL has only 10-20 rounds in clip.
It's magazine dumbass stupid idiot.

by Veteran Bandit November 17, 2020

American Politics

An absolute shitshow where other peoples opinions are spat on and fake news and media spread like wildfire; where bad stereotypes and riots and bullshit about helping the lower class or what not. It's like no one cares about each other here if you just think differently, why can't we all just get along and discuss things in peace without shaming the opposition? When can we stop lying to people about other parties and just let them decide? Anyways don't engage in it or publicly speak about it or else you'll probably get screamed at by a hillbilly or a Karen. Or maybe its just stereotypes and you might get in a peaceful chat with a stranger about each others ideologies? Eh, who am I kidding, this is The United States ffs no one cares about each other but themselves.

American Politics is the definition of cancer and the politicians don't give a shit and just force feed us lies

by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021

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by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021

Benis

A small village in North West Iran. 1,609 People live there as of 2016 and the population just grows like any other town or village.

"Have you heard of Benis?"
"You mean Penis?"
"No you fucking imbecile."

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020