Eric Northman

Eric Northman is a 1000 year old vampire played by Alexander Skarsgård in the HBO series, True Blood. He is the sheriff of area 5 in Louisiana, a position of great power in the vampire community, and he owns a Vampire bar called Fangtasia in Shreveport. He was a Viking in his human life before the vampire Godric found and turned him.

Eric is typically perceived as somewhat of a "Bad boy". He is confident, arrogant, powerful and decietful. He is often accused of caring about no one but himself, although we later find that he does care and feel emotion for others. In addition, he is incredibly good looking and, frankly, sexy as hell. As far as personality goes, we see a different and softer side of Eric when his maker, Godric, comes into the picture. Although he’d like to pretend otherwise, its obvious Eric really loves and cares about Godric. When he finds out Godric has gone missing, he travels to Dallas, Texas and uses Sookie Stackhouse’s telepathic abilities to locate him. After the Fellowship of the Sun’s terroristic attacks, we see just how much Godric means to Eric in the heart wrenching, emotional scene of Godric’s suicide.
(In reference to Godric)
Sookie Stackhouse: "He's you're maker, isn't he?"
Eric Northman: "Don't use words you dont understand"
Sookie: "You have a lot of love for him."
Eric: "Dont use words I don't understand"
by var effing sinler August 20, 2009
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Harrisburg Wall

What would have happened if the Philadelphia Eagles had won the last game of the playoffs in 2009 and had to face the Pittsburgh Steelers in Superbowl XLIII.

The state of Pennsylvania would have been divided in half like Germany in WWII and the result would be a wall separating the two sides in the capital, Harrisburg.

Citizens of PA would have had to choose a side and all undecided would have had been killed via death spiked footballs. The week before the Superbowl a war would have broken lose and the streets of Pennsylvania would be filled with flaming cheese steaks and puddles of molten steel.
Who would have nwo the Pennsylvanian War and torn down the Harrisburg wall? We will never know because the eagles fucking lost..... AGAIN
by Var effing Sinler January 21, 2009
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Black Tide

A young very talented Florida-based metal band. Consisting of 16 year old frontman/guitarist,
Gabriel Garcia, 20 year old bassist Zakk Sandler, drummer Steven Spence and new
guitarist Austin Diaz, who recently replaced Alex Nuñez. They've performed tours
and festivals such as Ozzfest, Mayhem Fest and Download. They've opened for
bands like Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate and All
that Remains. They are incredible musicians with more talent than half the bands
on the charts.
IF only we had more Bands Like Black Tide, maybe we'd be able to resurrect the age of metal and bring good music back to the masses.

Check out their Album, Light From Above, probably avalibale where ever CDs are sold. Great songs off this CD include Shockwave, Enterprise and Warriors of Time.
by Var effing Sinler December 30, 2008
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