Using my real name's definitions

John

Just a complete douchebag honestly. The kinda guy who when he enters any given room there are at least three people in that room who wouldn’t mind giving him a good punching.

Did you see John today?? I don’t know why, but I just especially feel like whooping his thicccc ass today

by Using my real name January 21, 2020

Zaim

Little dude with a larger penis than you’d expect. Nothing extraordinary, just exceeds your somewhat low expectation.

Kinda had a low expectation, not gonna lie. But I guess you’re just a solid Zaim

by Using my real name January 22, 2020

Gavin

A dude with a slightly smaller (yet still adequate) penis than someone like a Haugen

It’ll work just fine, but I’ve seen better. I guess you’re just kinda a Gavin

by Using my real name January 21, 2020