Definitions by The destroyer is me

Calv 

Calv is an East German that gets his ass kicked on YouTube all day everyday, he's a deluded person with no shame in getting owned on YouTube, he's a copycat, a lier, and he is also known to want to fuck his girlfriend up the ass while her father is dying.

TeutonicRage and most other Teutonic's are just the same.

Don't be a Calv, leave her ass out of it, she's got a lot on her plate!

Calv by The destroyer is me July 26, 2011