The Wog Whomper's definitions

German

Very offensive slang for a Kraut.

Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Binderfender Hound

A dog, typically a pekingese or a cocker spaniel, that continually emits foul-smelling binderfenders.

Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.

Lum Kee is a reeking binderfender hound. He stunk up the dog show last week.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

crackers

Crazy. Nuts. Extremely foolish.

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Crips

Thoroughly stupid, illiterate, and ignorant people who:

* Tie blue rags around their ass holes
* Make stupid signs with their hands
* Haven't the slightest amount of courage
* Aren't bold enough to knock over a liquor store without six of their buddies standing around
* Are too stupid to know how to hold a handgun
* Are too ignorant to get a job
* End up in prison, or maybe dead in the gutter

Shauntay and Esmore are crips. They hold their guns on their sides to show everyone how stupid they are

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

plutocracy

A government controlled by the wealthy.

Al Gore and John Kerry are plutocrats.

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

soul food

The exquisite cuisine of Oakland, California, especially as prepared by Everett and Jones.

I goin' to the soul food restaurant and get me some buffalo fish.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Alabama necktie

A paper toilet seat cover worn around the neck with the flap hanging down in front.

See also ass gasket and Texas t-shirt

Billy Bud wore an Alabama necktie to his sister's wedding.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005