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environmentalist

A person who creates fictitious animals and plants and gets them put on the endangered species list. Then she works to stop all development of private property by claiming the endangered species lives nearby.
The environmentalist does this to cost taxpayers millions of dollars defending lawsuits, in hopes that the taxpayers will eventually become environmentalists too.

The environmentalist typically lives in a fine house made of wood, furnished with beautiful wooden furniture. Then the environmentalist fights to prevent others from building such houses in his neighborhood, and fights to ban all tree cutting.

The goals of the environmentalist may be noble and good. But their methods are reprehensible and mean-spirited.

Environmentalists revile hunters, fishermen, and four-wheel drivers, all of whom want to preserve the environment for public use.
In Colorado, environmentalists made up the "Preble's Jumping Mouse" and forced taxpayers to waste tens of millions of dollars defending lawsuits in courts. In early 2005, they finally confessed that there is no such creature as a Preble's Jumping Mouse. But now they argue that, since such a mouse COULD exist, we should not build in the habitat they COULD live in. This will force taxpayers to spend yet more millions in court.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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toad sticker

A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.
Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.
by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005
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Pachuco

Raymond is a Pachuco
by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005
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low life

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.
Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.
by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005
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snoop

One who actively minds other people's business. Works hard to see things that are not for his eyes, and may open drawers and closets in a search for information.
Eleanor likes to snoop around Charlotte's desk to see what she can find.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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criminal

A crip, blood, Pachuco, or other predator who harms innocent people or takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the liberal.

A businessman who harms innocent people with dangerous products or a ruined environment, or who takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the republican.
Pachuco boys beat people up and steal their wallets. Ken Lay steals people's retirement savings and their security. These guys are criminals.
by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005
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ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.
Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
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