The Wog Whomper's definitions

booze

The drink of the low life.

Travis sits in a bar and drinks booze every evening. This is good, because he will croak and people won't have to support him when he's old.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

criminal

A crip, blood, Pachuco, or other predator who harms innocent people or takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the liberal.

A businessman who harms innocent people with dangerous products or a ruined environment, or who takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the republican.

Pachuco boys beat people up and steal their wallets. Ken Lay steals people's retirement savings and their security. These guys are criminals.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

dropski

A bribe. Especially a bribe left (or "dropped") at a secret location to be picked up by the bribee.

It's time to leave the dropski behind the doghouse. Big Eddie's bagman will pick it up.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

urinal

A porcelain object often found mounted on the sides of public buildings in Italy.

Luigi stepped up to the urinal and took a whiz while the crowd kept walking behind him.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005