The Wog Whomper's definitions

low life

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.

Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.

by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

heinie

Butt. Backside. Rear end. Tochas. Keister.

Larry spent the evening ogling Joanne's heinie.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

snoop

One who actively minds other people's business. Works hard to see things that are not for his eyes, and may open drawers and closets in a search for information.

Eleanor likes to snoop around Charlotte's desk to see what she can find.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

keister

Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

Samantha has a formidable keister.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Binderfender Hound

A dog, typically a pekingese or a cocker spaniel, that continually emits foul-smelling binderfenders.

Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.

Lum Kee is a reeking binderfender hound. He stunk up the dog show last week.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005