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booze

Travis sits in a bar and drinks booze every evening. This is good, because he will croak and people won't have to support him when he's old.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
mugGet the boozemug.

gun control

A brainless scheme formulated by liberal twits to limit or register guns owned by honest, decent, law-abiding citizens, but NOT guns owned by crips, bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals.

You will often see a senator set up a table with a dozen guns on it. She will tell you that this gun was used to hold up a liquor store, and this gun was used to kill a child. But that senator will NEVER set up a row of Pachucos, and tell you that this Pachuco held up a liquor store, and this Pachuco killed a child. Liberals do not want you to know that criminals kill people with guns. They would rather have you believe that guns are inherently evil.
Senaturd Dianne Fartstain wants YOU to have gun control. She wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns, because she wants you to be unable to defend yourself.
by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005
mugGet the gun controlmug.

German

Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
mugGet the Germanmug.

grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.
My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
mugGet the grease monkeymug.

Utah Jazz

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
mugGet the Utah Jazzmug.

tattoo

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.
Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.
by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005
mugGet the tattoomug.

crackers

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
mugGet the crackersmug.

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