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toad sticker

A knife with a long, sharp blade. A shiv.
Jack the Bear sliced up the Pachuco with his toad sticker.
by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005
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low life

A person who hangs out in bars, dives, or honky tonk establishments.

A person whose social life depends on booze in smoke-filled, noisy places.
Sue Beth and Billy Bub are a couple of low life no-accounts who hang out in the Kawliga Pow Wow bar.
by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005
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heinie

Butt. Backside. Rear end. Tochas. Keister.
Larry spent the evening ogling Joanne's heinie.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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cat food

Half of a bum's dinner, the other half being a bottle of muscatel.
Joe and Lottie shared a can of cat food for Christmas dinner under the Tenth Street Bridge.
by The Wog Whomper May 13, 2005
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Binderfender Hound

A dog, typically a pekingese or a cocker spaniel, that continually emits foul-smelling binderfenders.

Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.
Lum Kee is a reeking binderfender hound. He stunk up the dog show last week.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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crackers

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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gun control

A brainless scheme formulated by liberal twits to limit or register guns owned by honest, decent, law-abiding citizens, but NOT guns owned by crips, bloods, Pachucos, and other criminals.

You will often see a senator set up a table with a dozen guns on it. She will tell you that this gun was used to hold up a liquor store, and this gun was used to kill a child. But that senator will NEVER set up a row of Pachucos, and tell you that this Pachuco held up a liquor store, and this Pachuco killed a child. Liberals do not want you to know that criminals kill people with guns. They would rather have you believe that guns are inherently evil.
Senaturd Dianne Fartstain wants YOU to have gun control. She wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns, because she wants you to be unable to defend yourself.
by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005
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