stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005

BLuto

A noble cartoon character devoted to keeping the streets clean. He beat up punks, hoodlums, and gangsters with little provocation, making the streets safer for you and me.

He was sometimes friends with Popeye the Sailor Man, who also beat up scores of punks and hoodlums.

Bluto taught us that the appropriate thing to do with street gangsters is to beat them up.

Bluto is my hero. He pounds Pachucos with vigor and leaves them in a greasy heap in the gutter.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005

slobber box

A greasy spoon diner. A cheap cafe.

Mack and Margo ate burgers and fries over at Louie's slobber box.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005

tattoo

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.

Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.

by The Wog Whomper May 05, 2005

redneck car alarm

Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.

Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.

by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005

urinal

A porcelain object often found mounted on the sides of public buildings in Italy.

Luigi stepped up to the urinal and took a whiz while the crowd kept walking behind him.

by The Wog Whomper May 04, 2005