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1. A telephone.
2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.
2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.
Megan can't come down now, she's on the horn.
Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.
Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
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Get the German mug.A person who creates fictitious animals and plants and gets them put on the endangered species list. Then she works to stop all development of private property by claiming the endangered species lives nearby.
The environmentalist does this to cost taxpayers millions of dollars defending lawsuits, in hopes that the taxpayers will eventually become environmentalists too.
The environmentalist typically lives in a fine house made of wood, furnished with beautiful wooden furniture. Then the environmentalist fights to prevent others from building such houses in his neighborhood, and fights to ban all tree cutting.
The goals of the environmentalist may be noble and good. But their methods are reprehensible and mean-spirited.
Environmentalists revile hunters, fishermen, and four-wheel drivers, all of whom want to preserve the environment for public use.
The environmentalist does this to cost taxpayers millions of dollars defending lawsuits, in hopes that the taxpayers will eventually become environmentalists too.
The environmentalist typically lives in a fine house made of wood, furnished with beautiful wooden furniture. Then the environmentalist fights to prevent others from building such houses in his neighborhood, and fights to ban all tree cutting.
The goals of the environmentalist may be noble and good. But their methods are reprehensible and mean-spirited.
Environmentalists revile hunters, fishermen, and four-wheel drivers, all of whom want to preserve the environment for public use.
In Colorado, environmentalists made up the "Preble's Jumping Mouse" and forced taxpayers to waste tens of millions of dollars defending lawsuits in courts. In early 2005, they finally confessed that there is no such creature as a Preble's Jumping Mouse. But now they argue that, since such a mouse COULD exist, we should not build in the habitat they COULD live in. This will force taxpayers to spend yet more millions in court.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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Get the toad sticker mug.A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.
The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.
A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.
A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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