The Wog Whomper's definitions

crackers

Crazy. Nuts. Extremely foolish.

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropski in snide. (It's crazy to bribe a copper with counterfeit money.)

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

tattoo

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.

Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

snoop

One who actively minds other people's business. Works hard to see things that are not for his eyes, and may open drawers and closets in a search for information.

Eleanor likes to snoop around Charlotte's desk to see what she can find.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

keister

Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

Samantha has a formidable keister.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

ghetto blaster

An electronic device carried on the shoulder of an illiterate, inconsiderate slob. Its sole purpose is to make white folks angry.

Shauntay got his ghetto blaster on his shoulder today.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

criminal

A crip, blood, Pachuco, or other predator who harms innocent people or takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the liberal.

A businessman who harms innocent people with dangerous products or a ruined environment, or who takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the republican.

Pachuco boys beat people up and steal their wallets. Ken Lay steals people's retirement savings and their security. These guys are criminals.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

German

Very offensive slang for a Kraut.

Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005