The Wog Whomper's definitions

dropski

A bribe. Especially a bribe left (or "dropped") at a secret location to be picked up by the bribee.

It's time to leave the dropski behind the doghouse. Big Eddie's bagman will pick it up.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

tattoo

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.

Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

grease monkey

An automotive mechanic.

The word can be derisive or affectionate.

My brother in law is a grease monkey. He repairs Fords, so he always has plenty of work.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Pachuco

Criminal with greasy hair.

Raymond is a Pachuco

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005

Crips

Thoroughly stupid, illiterate, and ignorant people who:

* Tie blue rags around their ass holes
* Make stupid signs with their hands
* Haven't the slightest amount of courage
* Aren't bold enough to knock over a liquor store without six of their buddies standing around
* Are too stupid to know how to hold a handgun
* Are too ignorant to get a job
* End up in prison, or maybe dead in the gutter

Shauntay and Esmore are crips. They hold their guns on their sides to show everyone how stupid they are

by The Wog Whomper May 3, 2005