The Midwestrn Soldier's definitions

Owensboro

A great place to live and raise a family in my opinion. It is one of the southernmost cities in the Midwest located on the banks of the Mighty Ohio River, and is a large town with strong family values and great moral standards. O-Town, or the River City, is part of the Tri-State area that encompasses southeastern Illinois, southern Indiana, and northwestern Kentucky

I love you, Owensboro.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 26, 2005

Kansas

1.) The most centralized state in the United States of America. This is the homestate of former Republican Presidential Candidate Bob Dole.
2.) An excellent Progressive Rock band that made its start in Topeka during the early 70s. Their greatest hits include "Song For America", "Carry On My Wayward Son", "Point of Know Return", "Fight Fire With Fire", "Relentless", and "Dust in the Wind". The frontmen for the band are Kenny Livgren and Steve Walsh.

Kansas has over a dozen albums and tons of good songs. They are still together after thirty years.

by The Midwestrn Soldier November 18, 2004

Homofag

This is an insult or label against homos or faggits that is less-commonly heard, and is usually only said by a small number of people spread out across America.
The format of this word is the contraction of "homosexual" or "homo", and of "faggot", "faggit", or "fag".
May also be pronounced as homuh-fag.

Damn, those liberal hippies sure are a bunch of homofags.

by The Midwestrn Soldier May 1, 2005

Civil War

Best, shortest definitions possible:
1.) A war between two factions of the same country or nation-state.
2.) The greatest conflict in American history lasting from Spring of 1861 to Summer of 1865.

The Civil War is the defining epic in America's history.

by The Midwestrn Soldier November 30, 2004

Curvaceous

the way that every girl and woman is supposed to be. They usually weigh between 115 and 175 lbs., depending on the heighth. They can be curvaceous without being fat, as with the weights listed above. Besides there is NOTHING wrong with a girl having extra weight, because it can make them look even better.

Real women have curves; anyone who says otherwise is a damn liar.

by The Midwestrn Soldier January 29, 2005

I-Town

Another nickname for Indianapolis, capital and largest city in the great state of Indiana. This is a kickass city with a population of well over 780,000 people.

I can't wait to go back to I-Town again.

by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005

George W. Bush

The great leader that all the liberals attack, many by getting on this site and posting hate speech about him. I wonder if they'd even try to say it to his face.

A large number of these whiney bitches who bitch and complain about Bush just because he is the president for the SECOND term probably didn't even go and vote.

by The Midwestrn Soldier December 8, 2004