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South

1. A direction, usually seen pointing downward on a compass.

2. A fairly large region of the United States. It consists of North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, and the southern half of Virginia. Sometimes Florida is considered part of the South. Kentucky and Missouri are NOT the South. Because of some Southern cultural and social connections, these two states are often considered Southern, but they are Midwestern states.
1. Okay, so to get from Indianapolis to Louisville, you'll have to go south.

2. Missouri and Kentucky are not the South because they had large numbers of Irish and German immigrants, they didn't have strong institutions of slavery, and a lot of the people don't even sound Southern; they have neutral-sounding North or South Midland accents. Only the southernmost third of Kentucky and the southernmost parts of Missouri have truly "southern-sounding" people. Plus most of their economic ties are with their fellow Northern states around them, lots of people in Kentucky are descended from Pennsylvanians who came to Kentucky when it was the frontier in the late 1700s, and the overwhelming majority of both Kentuckians and Missourians fought for the North during the Civil War.
by The Midwestrn Soldier June 11, 2006
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I-Town

Another nickname for Indianapolis, capital and largest city in the great state of Indiana. This is a kickass city with a population of well over 780,000 people.
I can't wait to go back to I-Town again.
by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005
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southerner

a term referring to about 50-60 million people who live in the Southeast. Many of these people are generally good, and the majority of them also have a strong sense of morals and traditional family values, which is very important. However, about a quarter or so of them, usually referred to as rednecks or white trash, are not good people. They only make up less than 20 million of them though, and there are also rednecks in The North, too, so its not just The South.
Southerners (the people who live in the states below Kentucky and Missouri) are usually more hospitable and moral than a lot of people in the Northeast or on the West Coast.
by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005
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Muslims

Plural for muslim. These are the majority of the people who live in the Middle East. Though many of them really are peaceful, good people, a lot more of them despise America, and some of those are Islamic Terrorists. The ultimate goal for these particular muslims is the destruction of the Western World as well as the Jewish and Christian faiths.
A Record of Islamic Terrorism
-Muslims attacked the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center with their hijacked airliners, successfully destroying them, much to the satisfaction of their sick desires.
-Muslims severely damaged the U.S.S. Cole off the coast of Yemen.
-Muslims attacked Army Rangers in Somolia, inspiring Black Hawk Down.
-Muslims have constantly been attacking the poor Israelites, for being Jews in a mostly Muslim land mass (the Middle East.)
-Muslims launched terror attacks on Madrid, Spain.
-Muslims destroyed part of the Pentagon in Washington, D.C.
-Muslims blew up American Embassies in North Africa and the Middle East.
-Muslims have launched terror attacks in the subway system of London, England (Most recently.)
by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005
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The Union

Another name synonymous with America or the United States.
The Union is comprised of over 280 million people and 50 states.
by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005
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Homofag

This is an insult or label against homos or faggits that is less-commonly heard, and is usually only said by a small number of people spread out across America.
The format of this word is the contraction of "homosexual" or "homo", and of "faggot", "faggit", or "fag".
May also be pronounced as homuh-fag.
Damn, those liberal hippies sure are a bunch of homofags.
by The Midwestrn Soldier May 1, 2005
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Cunt Tree

A terrible form of music. It is a variation of the genre of country music. This word can be used in a derogatory manner against country music to express a strong dislike or hatred of it.
That store wouldn't stop playing cunt tree, so I finally left.
by The Midwestrn Soldier May 15, 2005
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