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9 of Hearts

9 of, 9 of, 9 of, 9 of Hearts!
9 of, 9 of, 9 of 9 of Hearts!
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021
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Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.
Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018
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Rather Having

The act of taking one option over the other without real regard for what the mainstream would consider sound logic, making this act bold and brave. Rather Having is not to be confused with preferring something, which any loser can do.
Circa 2009 one would prefer Dwight Howard to Ronny Turiaf, but a brave soul would be rather having Ronny.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 28, 2018
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12-6 Curveball

When you fake with your hand that you are reaching for a titty twister, but instead reach down abruptly into the homie’s pants and grab their junk.
Did you see that wicked 12-6 curveball Jake just dealt to Brandon?
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 20, 2021
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Super Duper Weenie Effect

When someone is the only person in a group to have done a certain thing, so they over hype it to make it seem like the best thing in the world.
Jack went to a hotdog stand and has been talking about it for 5 days since, talk about a Super Duper Weenie Effect.

Steve said that girl he got with was way hotter than she really was, holy SDWE.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019
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Yimp

Synonym to the wordnothing.” To be used when complaining about someone.
He sucks! He does YIMP at work!
by The Gosh Dang Bruin July 26, 2019
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Owen Statement

A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020
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