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Definitions by The Cooler King

When somebody is overtly nice or protective of someone else to the point of creepiness or desperation
"Remember when Katy Perry stole that Dagny song? I knew a simp who kept defending her."

"Wow. That's pretty lame. That guy is definitely a simp."
Simp by The Cooler King February 22, 2021
A university located in the DFW metroplex where nerdy students thrive and parties are few and far between. The more academic and research-based counterpart to UNT.
Kid 1: Bro, where are you going to attend school? UTSA?
Kid 2: Nah, I'm too smart for that place. I'm going to UT Dallas.
UT Dallas by The Cooler King March 1, 2017