The 2-Belo's definitions

SN0WN3D

To get hit by a freak or otherwise unseasonably heavy snowstorm, usually causing school closings, impassable roads, and general paralysis of society. Used in certain snowboarding circles in an ironic fashion, to indicate that the substance their very sport relies on is preventing them from getting to a destination that will allow participation in that sport.

We were planning to go up to Big Bear this weekend, but on Friday night we got totally SN0WN3D and couldn't even get out of town.

by The 2-Belo July 24, 2008

confuckulated

1) Completely fouled up; hosed.
2) Complicated beyond any comprehension.

This is the most confuckulated user's manual I've ever read.

by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

jank

(fr. "Japanese" + "Yank") A young leftist American, usually male (but can also be any Westerner of either gender), who travels to Japan for the express purpose of shallow cultural dabbling, inflation of self-worth, and the search for a supposed sexual haven; teaches conversational English because he/she has no other marketable skills.

This morning the train station in Nagoya was crawling with Janks on a summer exchange program.

by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

McSensei

A conversational English teacher in Japan; stereotypically a young unskilled Western male working for a small English school on a short contract.

Jonathan was your typical Tokyo McSensei: classes for bored housewives by day, desperate skirt-chasing by night...

by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

japanimation

Term that describes Japanese animated cartoons made in the 1980s or earlier, usually television series made on small budgets resulting in Bullwinkle-style art and as much story as possible crammed into a half hour. This term has been generally replaced with the word anime since the 1990s.

Kyojin no Hoshi, Heidi of the Swiss Alps, and The Flanders' Dog are the most well-known japanimation titles within Japan.

by The 2-Belo January 7, 2004

mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.

Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.

by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003

Owned

To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.

Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11

Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.

by The 2-Belo October 13, 2003