Teddy's definitions

bajawa

a slap across the face with a limp dick. the words comes from the sound that is made, "BAJAWA!!!!!!!"

I asked this chick to close her eyes to get a suprise, then i totally bajawaed her.

by Teddy June 4, 2004

squaw

usually disparaging : WOMAN, WIFE

When I'm older I plan to marry a beautiful squaw and live off of her money!

by Teddy April 10, 2005

panty soup

"The creamy soup like discharge that appears when a female is aroused or after she cums."

"The only flavour of soup I like is panty soup."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

button on a fur coat

"A penis that is so small, it resembles a button on a fur coat amongst the pubic hair."

"His penis was so small that it resembled a button on a fur coat."

by Teddy November 3, 2003

elfdickism

when you are born with an elf like penis

oh sh@T dude u have elfdickism

by teddy October 27, 2003

So1

its a bigger nigga then the likes of yor self

woa that bigger nigger is so1

kill that nigga

by Teddy November 22, 2004

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003