Definitions by Teddy

reverse emeril 

The act of deficating in one's own hand while masturbating and throwing the feces in your own face.

"I keep a towel next to my bed so that I can clean my face and hands after I reverse emeril."

reverse emeril by Teddy November 3, 2003

poon shine 

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

poon shine by Teddy November 3, 2003

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

Ham Sandwich by Teddy November 3, 2003

panty soup 

"The creamy soup like discharge that appears when a female is aroused or after she cums."

"The only flavour of soup I like is panty soup."

panty soup by Teddy November 3, 2003

elfdickism 

when you are born with an elf like penis

oh sh@T dude u have elfdickism

elfdickism by teddy October 27, 2003

Boodie 

A rainbow coloured lapdragon, only one known to be in existance, also purrs.

Boodie likes being scritched and stroked

Boodie by Teddy August 27, 2003

gangstafied 

Anything that pertains to pimpness, gangstanism, thug life, or flava.

My nigga Tery is one ganstafied muthafucka

gangstafied by Teddy May 1, 2003